The Top 10 Reasons WC is Better Than Starlancer

Note: This is a joke, not even a very funny one, and should thusly not be taken seriously...

10. Virtual Pleasure Planet Bartender far superior to Virtual Fish.
9. WC? alt.games.wing-commander. Starlancer? comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.space-sim.
8. Longtime WC fans have grown out of horny teenager phase.
7. Had multi-player before multi-player was cool.
6. Absolutely no Micro$oft involvement.
5. Blatant rip-off of Larry Niven's Kzinti better than blatant rip-off of World War 2.
4. WC is the bastard son of Star Wars. Starlancer is the bastard son of Privateer 2.
3. Doesn't have to advertise as being from 'the Creators of Wing Commander'.
2. Unlike Starlancer, WC is *NOT* made by the people who made Wing Commander: The Movie.

1. Isn't named after something you do to a boil.