Note: This is a joke, not even a very funny one, and should thusly not be taken seriously...
10. Virtual Pleasure Planet Bartender far superior to Virtual Fish.And the number one reason Wing Commander is better than Starlancer is...
9. WC? alt.games.wing-commander. Starlancer? comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.space-sim.
8. Longtime WC fans have grown out of horny teenager phase.
7. Had multi-player before multi-player was cool.
6. Absolutely no Micro$oft involvement.
5. Blatant rip-off of Larry Niven's Kzinti better than blatant rip-off of World War 2.
4. WC is the bastard son of Star Wars. Starlancer is the bastard son of Privateer 2.
3. Doesn't have to advertise as being from 'the Creators of Wing Commander'.
2. Unlike Starlancer, WC is *NOT* made by the people who made Wing Commander: The Movie.
1. Isn't named after something you do to a boil.
...Fraser Moores... Christopher Fatanis... Jeremy Allison... Jonathan Heastie... If you know the whereabouts of any of the individuals names above, please contact your nearest CIS station. The have been judged to have acted in a manner which breaches levels of acceptable abnormality, and are required to undergo corrective surgery and therapy. Charges against these felons include the excessive use of silly voices, over-indulgence in various illegal stimulants, and the repetition of annoying catch-phrases which breach noise pollution regulations.
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