Akkbar Still Sucks

Experts now predict that Dan "Akkbar" Hardwicke -- who now goes under the IRC alias cHEMICALx -- still sucks. "God.. still brooding over 3 years past... grow up", responded Akkbar to the recent allegations, before proceeding to repeatedly !LOAFSearch for WCHS -- the name of his long-defunct web site. Akkbar, who is known for being 'too ugly for #Wing-Commander, too dumb for #WingNut', started the tradition of April Fools day updates by falsely claiming that Origin planned to release a multiplayer patch for Wing Commander Prophecy.