Tyche Presents... The Ultimate Running Shoe

You're tough... you want the best. The best is all we're prepared to offer you. The Tyche Ninja. Hypercompact plastics give you a 500% return on expended energy. The Tyche patent Pedidoc massages and cares for your feet corns and verucas as you jog your way to fitness. Designer styling means that you're the envy of the neighbourhood; people will kill just to be your friend. No other shoe comes close. Only 350 credits. Tyche. Just buy them.