CIS Bulletin

...Fraser Moores... Christopher Fatanis... Jeremy Allison... Jonathan Heastie... If you know the whereabouts of any of the individuals names above, please contact your nearest CIS station. The have been judged to have acted in a manner which breaches levels of acceptable abnormality, and are required to undergo corrective surgery and therapy. Charges against these felons include the excessive use of silly voices, over-indulgence in various illegal stimulants, and the repetition of annoying catch-phrases which breach noise pollution regulations.