MISSION STATEMENTS: IN ORDER
1. something that at first glance appears to be officially released by Origin, but at second guess _clearly_ isn't.
2. It should say "VENERABLE" as in "this was the first decent orchestral soundtrack EVER for a game."
3. It should tell the viewer that this thing is GRAMMY BAIT.
4. Texan, Fat, and Funny
Hmmm, which brings up the interesting topic of brainstorming for album titles:
Music from the first Wing Commander Game
Other dumb ideas:
I'm Going In
The Hair Beneath my Wings
Even the Music Crashes
A Soundcard Is Born
Flight of the Ego
Love it, it's Govett
that kind of thing
all of which would be followed by the subtitle music from the PC game Wing Commander I
Since this is an incredibly slow news day, here's a picture of Destination Games' Carly Staehlin, as forwarded by Joe Garrity.
Recent exploration of the uppermost layer of Karatikus have yielded some potentially lifesaving sticky extracts from the ubiquitous caves. Early experiments indicate its use in micropore surgery of the retina, it also appears to have a reversing effect on the brain wasting disease; Mangi. More importantly than this, it has the uncanny ability to remove lipstick from pint glasses. This feature alone could make it a major import to the planet Crius, as this has been a persistant ightmare that has haunted the owners of nurses' bars for many years. See diary for further confidential information.