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Be careful ape. The Kilrathi can climb trees quite fast, and then I shall show you, what we do with creatures that do not have yet invented the toilet: We eat them!


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See you tomorrow, foul creature!
 
Originally posted by mpanty
This insult contest is getting too sophisticated for souls like me and $tormin

I was away. somthing called a life.
and what damage could they do while i was awyay? besides to themselves :p

hey mekkt, why don't i bring in some chickens. with thier training you might win next time :D
 
Originally posted by $tormin
Originally posted by mpanty
This insult contest is getting too sophisticated for souls like me and $tormin
I was away. somthing called a life.
Weeeeelll... isn't wasting time on the CIC throwing stupid insults at stupid Kilrathi considered A LIFE?

No huh? Better go back to study then... :)
 
They would have to be legless wingless immobile chickens for mekt to even have a chance at hitting them. ;)


You pompous fleabag! You are a disgrace to your clan! going to bed! Bed is for pansies!!! Not for Warriors! You have proven yourself a non-warrior. I bet your mother could fight better than you could!!
 
Originally posted by mpanty
Originally posted by $tormin
Originally posted by mpanty
This insult contest is getting too sophisticated for souls like me and $tormin
I was away. somthing called a life.
Weeeeelll... isn't wasting time on the CIC throwing stupid insults at stupid Kilrathi considered A LIFE?

No huh? Better go back to study then... :)

No, my dad had me diging a ditch to lay a pipe. work the honderable kilrathi should be doing
 
Originally posted by pendell
Yes.. the revolutions (except for the Russian one) occurred AFTER their defeat, not DURING the war itself. And the Russian one occurred because the people were sick of war and wanted it to be OVER. Nicholas II had pushed his people too hard.
But zat iz ze hole point, me laddie. Confed gets their ass kicked - and after this defeat, revolution explodes. Same for Russia - they are defeated, revolution explodes. Whether the war has ended or not is irrelevant to the people - what matters is the government's weakness. In this particular case, it wasn't that they were sick of the war, it was that they were sick of living in a country where you had to stand for several hours in a line to get bread. When, one day, bread completely ran out in Petersburg, things exploded.

But, generally speaking, an enemy of some kind is useful to a totalitarian regime. Giving the people an external enemy keeps their eyes, their hatred, their discontent focused outward on an enemy. Otherwise, they might start blaming their own government for their problems and start agitating for change.
Well aye, that goes without saying.

But don't you think this discussion is getting entirely too intelligent and civilized for an insult thread?
Curses. He noticed my diabolical plan... :(

Soon you'll be wearin' my sword like a shish-kebab!
First you'd better stop waving it about like a feather duster :). You make me want to puke.
 
Of course I go to bed. That miserable fighting you put on bores me...
And surely my mother can fight better than you, clawless ape.

(Pendell, really don't be afraid that your insult is too crude. Look at Zor Prime: He has no inhibition at all! ;) )
 
Originally posted by Quarto
But zat iz ze hole point, me laddie. Confed gets their ass kicked - and after this defeat, revolution explodes. Same for Russia - they are defeated, revolution explodes. Whether the war has ended or not is irrelevant to the people - what matters is the government's weakness.

The difference between Confed and the Russian Revolution
is that the Russians were not facing total extinction if
they lost to the Russians -- only some loss of territory,
which they had only conquered in the last century anyway,
and to "look bad" before their allies. No, I think Confed
would hold it together until after the Kilrathi war
was over -- one way or another. If they lost, nothing
would matter at all. If they won, all those trained
soldiers come home and will either A) overthrow the
government because they're ready for freedom or B) be
so totally dedicated to the system that led them to
victory that they crush out any embers of revolt. I think
B is more likely. Repressive regimes get overthrown when
they demonstrate impotence, not strength.

First you'd better stop waving it about like a feather duster :). You make me want to puke.

You make me think someone already did! :)

I once owned a dog who was smarter than you.


Respectfully,

Brian P.

PS. Unless you're over 30, "laddie" is probably
inappropriate when addressing me. -- BDP.
 
Originally posted by Mekt-Hakkikt
And surely my mother can fight better than you, clawless ape.

I wasn't going to bring up your mother, but since you
insist ..

No, your mother can't fight better. She wasn't able to
fight off the cockroach that spawned YOU, was she? :)

-- Brian P.
 
Given that all Apes are supposed to have descended from a woman foolish enough to have traded eternal life in paradise for an apple offered by a snake, I wouldn't go there if I were you... :)

Best, Raptor
 
Originally posted by Raptor

Given that all Apes are supposed to have descended from a woman foolish enough to have traded eternal life in paradise for an apple offered by a snake, I wouldn't go there if I were you... :)

Best, Raptor

Why not? After all, the Kilrathi don't discuss their
ancestry, doubtless to disguise the fact that they are
the unholy offspring of a dung beetle and a sewer rat.

Your name shall be written in the tome of Sivar -- under
"Losers"

-- Brian P.
 
Originally posted by pendell

(..)
Your name shall be written in the tome of Sivar -- under
"Losers"

-- Brian P.

I was thinking more along the lines of Dumbasses., or idiots, or disgraces to the universe.....
 
Originally posted by Bandit LOAF
Actually, the Kilrathi discuss their anscestry quite often...

Maybe .. but I wasn't aware of an Origins account
similar to Adam and Eve.

Respectfully,

Brian P.

ARGGH! Once again the voices of sweetness and reason
try to take over the insult thread! But the brave
heroes of the Confederation side by side with the
sons of Kilrah shall send you where you belong!

-- BDP .
 
The Kilrathi have the Ikgara Kutgaga, a bible type book which traces their lineage back to creation itself. <G>
 
Ehy wuold we side with the rotten fleabags? Are you a mandarin. Are you a Kilrathi Sympathiser???? HUH????? TELL US NOW?????? ARE YOU A TRAITOR??????
 
Originally posted by Zor Prime
Ehy wuold we side with the rotten fleabags? Are you a mandarin. Are you a Kilrathi Sympathiser???? HUH????? TELL US NOW?????? ARE YOU A TRAITOR??????

Of course not. Was Blair, Drake, and Casey a traitor
when they fought the Nephilem with the cats? I am simply
suggesting that we can coordinate against a common enemy,
at least until said enemy is defeated. As the Arab
proverb goes,

"Me and my brothers against my cousins,
Me and my cousins against the world."

Afterwards, of course, we can get on the serious business
of annihilating each other.

As I said before, the Kilrathi make excellent target
drones :D. They can distract the others while we
clean up.

-- Brian P.

[Edited by pendell on 04-12-2001 at 15:44]
 
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