Mekt-Hakkikt
Mpanty's bane
Raptor, I appreciate the risks you are taking to participate in this battle. You truly have the spirit of the warrior. 
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Quarto
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On a sidenote, it must be said that had Confed indeed been a unified military dictatorship, they would have lost within a few months. Granted, the Battle of MacAuliffe wouldn't have been so one-sided, but the Kilrathi would have still had torpedoes. The Confed fleet would take enormous losses, which would promptly result in a revolution within the Confederation. The dictatorship would have been overthrown, but in the meantime the Kilrathi would have rampaged through the Vega and Sol sectors.
...So don't blame the politicians, for they saved your ass
.Originally posted by Mekt-Hakkikt
Raptor, I appreciate the risks you are taking to participate in this battle. You truly have the spirit of the warrior.
No risk is too great to serve the Empire, my Lord. For the Glory of Kilrah, the Epmperor and the Empire.
Also, Stormin: I did use the "no sleep" tactic quite a few times while I was at University, but it doesn't seem that great an idea now that I'm working as a pharmacist in the real world. I can easily justify skimming a few minutes at company expense, but not dispensing people's medicines while half asleep.
Best, Raptor
Originally posted by Quarto
On a sidenote, it must be said that had Confed indeed been a unified military dictatorship, they would have lost within a few months. Granted, the Battle of MacAuliffe wouldn't have been so one-sided, but the Kilrathi would have still had torpedoes. The Confed fleet would take enormous losses, which would promptly result in a revolution within the Confederation. The dictatorship would have been overthrown, but in the meantime the Kilrathi would have rampaged through the Vega and Sol sectors.
...So don't blame the politicians, for they saved your ass
Two words: Fleet Action.
Tell me -- in real history, how many revolutions have
*started* during a time of foreign war? Heck, tinpot
dictators start them to keep the lid on at home! How do
you think Syria, Iraq and other lovely places keep their
people in line? By giving them an external enemy (Isreal)
to hate!
And I see that Mekt-Hakkikt has not responded yet.
Disappointing. Fine. Here's an easy one:
"You fight like a Dairy farmer!"
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[Edited by pendell on 04-10-2001 at 09:33]
Zor Prime
That guy.
I hereby Declare my return to this board. And, I see, Mekt has returned as well. Ah, the time is at hand!!! Cry Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war!!!!! If the Kilrathi are so damned good, why did you let ONE ship, with ONE bomb, fly all the way thruogh Kil. space, blow up everything, kill hobbes, kill prince thrakath, and BLOW UP you homeworld. Anybody who lets an enemy into their home is a big idiot. So.....the Kilrathi are a bunch of idiots. And if you were smart enough to see that we were killing more of you than you were us.......maybe you should of got your darned 'good' fighters out and used em!!!! One again...IDIOTS. Kilrathi are nothing but Cats. I have a cat for a pet. So.....you must be some little girls pet cat? Wow....subversion to the humans. We had you enslaved before you ever met us!!! We had you beat, before you met us in space. You were a defeated race from the beginning!!!
And here's a question for ya......If you kilrathi are so freaking good......why did you lose the war?????HUH???? Can't answer can ya?? Cat got yer tounge???? Oh wait.....You are the cat.....it must have fallen out and you lost it while you were licking yourself! And you know whats funny? I blew up your planet with ONE bomb and ONE ship.....and you idiots couldn't blow ours up with a whole stinking fleet with thousands of bombs. Thats sheer STUPIDITY!!!! You can't even designate a preprogramed target on your targeting computer let alone fly you stinking fighter.....let alone a carrier or any other capship!
All kilrathi need haircuts.....perhaps we should take them to have them shaved at the groomist??
Oh...and if your so stinking good.......why do you keep asking US for help. If your as good as you say you are....you don't need our help. BUT NO..... your so dammned weak...... you come crying to us everytime a fly lands on your paw. Wait a minute.....I may have been mistaken.......The Kilrathi aren't cats.....they're CHICKENS!!!!!!
WE ARE SUPERIOR!!!! Why? The bugs..... You come crying to us: "Help! Help! I'm being chased and shot at by an inferior species!!" So what do we do? We come save your damn asses. We completely annhilate them while you stand there with your jaws on the ground. Go ahead...pick up your jaw off the floor..... you don't have to act so surprised....I mean.....we beat you didn't we?
And here's a question for ya......If you kilrathi are so freaking good......why did you lose the war?????HUH???? Can't answer can ya?? Cat got yer tounge???? Oh wait.....You are the cat.....it must have fallen out and you lost it while you were licking yourself! And you know whats funny? I blew up your planet with ONE bomb and ONE ship.....and you idiots couldn't blow ours up with a whole stinking fleet with thousands of bombs. Thats sheer STUPIDITY!!!! You can't even designate a preprogramed target on your targeting computer let alone fly you stinking fighter.....let alone a carrier or any other capship!
All kilrathi need haircuts.....perhaps we should take them to have them shaved at the groomist??
Oh...and if your so stinking good.......why do you keep asking US for help. If your as good as you say you are....you don't need our help. BUT NO..... your so dammned weak...... you come crying to us everytime a fly lands on your paw. Wait a minute.....I may have been mistaken.......The Kilrathi aren't cats.....they're CHICKENS!!!!!!
WE ARE SUPERIOR!!!! Why? The bugs..... You come crying to us: "Help! Help! I'm being chased and shot at by an inferior species!!" So what do we do? We come save your damn asses. We completely annhilate them while you stand there with your jaws on the ground. Go ahead...pick up your jaw off the floor..... you don't have to act so surprised....I mean.....we beat you didn't we?
Three words: Six Day War. Democracies aren't the only ones who can be blindsided by a surprise attack or pre-emptive strike. It's interesting that none of the real world military dictatorships you mention have ever beaten democratic (and tiny) Israel since it was created. From the original war in 1948, the Six Day War, Yom Kippur, the Bekka Valley, it's been Israel all the way.
PS: As Mekt isn't here, I'll respond on his behalf.
Question: What do you call a Confed pilot with half a brain?
Answer: The Wing Commander.
Best, Raptor
PS: As Mekt isn't here, I'll respond on his behalf.
Question: What do you call a Confed pilot with half a brain?
Answer: The Wing Commander.
Best, Raptor
Mekt-Hakkikt
Mpanty's bane
Actually it is harder to detect ONE ship with ONE bomb than a whole fleet. And the Kilrathi had visited Earth and dropped a lot of bombs (after destroying the lanets Sirius, Warsaw and Gilead, remember?) on a lot of major cities and you lucky apes needed Jukaga to stop the Kilrathi from destroying Earth, mankind would not have accomplished it. Oh, and as far as I remember we also destroyed Goddard and the humans fell for the false truce. Not very smart either...
So you are a little girl Zor Prime?
So what? Kilrathi have been eating ape creatures for thousands of years.
You were victorious because of sheer dumb luck. 36hours later your homeplanet would have been in ruins.
Actually it was the Midway who asked first for help from the Kilrathi in WCP.
Oh and pendell: I have overlooked your post but as Zor Prime's so-called points are pretty much the same as yours, see this as an answer to your points as well. I want to add that we leaving the field of insults and are getting into a debate, however that is not the original intention of this thread. If we want to change into a debate, fine by me, although I found the "insult contest" funnier. I will continue in that direction for as long as this thread's intention isn't changed.
The humans are such a pathetic race. They actually have people that are eating only rabbit food. Now that is at least an appropriate behaviour for a prey species that isn't
able to hunt for food without technical help.
[Edited by Mekt-Hakkikt on 04-10-2001 at 16:22]
Human beings have their brains. With it, they are the
mightiest hunters, the highest flyers, the deepest
diggers, the most vicious killers on earth. They have
no other natural weapons because they need no other
natural weapons.
The Kilrathi, on the other hand ...
-- Brian P.
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Originally posted by pendell
Originally posted by Raptor
Three words: Six Day War. Democracies aren't the only ones who can be blindsided by a surprise attack or pre-emptive strike. It's interesting that none of the real world military dictatorships you mention have ever beaten democratic (and tiny) Israel since it was created. From the original war in 1948, the Six Day War, Yom Kippur, the Bekka Valley, it's been Israel all the way.
PS: As Mekt isn't here, I'll respond on his behalf.
Question: What do you call a Confed pilot with half a brain?
Answer: The Wing Commander.
Best, Raptor
What do you call a Kilrathi pilot with no brain at all?
A: Gifted!
Also: I agree that dictatorships can be surprised,
and lose. However, for the short term (<30 years),
they are more effective at mobilizing population for
military operations, and they certainly don't throw
away their warships during a temporary cease-fire!
In the long-term, of course, dictatorships tend to fall
behind democracies, and thus become militarily obsolescent
(ref: 20th century history). I was not arguing that any
tin-pot dictatorship in the Middle East is more militarily
effective than Isreal -- they are obviously not. I brought
them up as a counter-example to the contention that there
would be violent revolution if Confed lost at Mcauliffe
when, in fact, violent revolutions in the middle of a war
are rare.
-- Brian P.
PS. Mekt, my response to you is just below this one.
Enjoy! -- BDP.
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[Edited by pendell on 04-10-2001 at 16:41]
Mekt-Hakkikt
Mpanty's bane
I want to see, when a human and a Kilrathi are in an arena for close combat, without exterior weapons, how the human's brain will save it...
Hmmm, the human brain is one of the tastiest pieces of a human. At least it serves some purpose: Filling Kilrathi bellies.
Hmmm, the human brain is one of the tastiest pieces of a human. At least it serves some purpose: Filling Kilrathi bellies.
Mekt-Hakkikt
Mpanty's bane
If we had eaten lots of Maniacs, we wouldn't have been eating brains but hot air.
Mekt-Hakkikt
Mpanty's bane
The Kilrathi are not stupid. That's all.
Put a human in an arena, unarmed, with a tiger, a lion, a bear, a wolf pack, or any other wild beast, and the human will lose.
But the point of the brain is that a human doesn't NEED
natural weapons. Not when the artifical ones are so good. Put a
human in the arena with a sword and shield, just as
one example, and you have a fight. Put a human being in the
arena with a spear, and it's almost a certain victory. Put
human Marines into action against Kilrathi troops, and
you have the battle of Repleetah.
Glad to see the Kilrathi find something human tasty,
since there's nothing tasty about a Kilrathi at all. We
boil them down for dog food.
-- Brian P.
Zor Prime
That guy.
But when that one ship blows up a bunch of stuff on the way.....it aint that hard to miss......unless whoever is looking (ie the kilrathi) are just stupid.
My sister is a little girl. I am a kilrathi killer!
You eat them.......we use cats for entertainment. Have you ever seen a cat try to hunt a laser pointer beam?
I wouldn't call it luck. Just stupidity on the kilrathi's part.
You sent us a distress signal.
My *debate* post wasn't a debate at all. It was a taunt. Lets see...... I called all kilrathi STUPID, and a bunch of CHICKENS basically, and gave several examples for each!
This should stay an insult thread though. I like it that way. It makes me laugh my arse off every time I read it.
So, "More kitty litter! I'm hot today!!!"
Zor Prime
That guy.
och! Whats it feel like to be eaten by a dog? Wow.....being eaten by something even lower than humans! Wow....The Kilrathi really are overgrown worthless, space wasting, oxygen wasting, stench ridden, rat sucking, flea ridden, ugly, slow, loser cats!
Oh, and as shakespear would say: "You beslubbering beef-witted bladder!"
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