You Foolish Fools!

In case you haven't already guessed, all of the updates yesterday were jokes. No, you shouldn't need to be told that - but keep in mind that I received at least one angry instant message from someone trying to find the diamond manta ray on eBay. If you enjoyed yesterday's updates, consult a physician... and then check out the April 1st updates from 2003, 2002, 2001, 2000 and 1999. So, to recap: no FreeLancer, no helium, no Credit Cards, no toothpaste and no watermarks. Lillard was on Last Call and Akkbar is still pretty ugly, though.