Hey, Kids!

Wing Commander action figures are few and far between. So what is a fan to do? Well - you buy the figures belonging to the movies they're more famous for. Paladin? Lord of the Rings. Mister Obutu? Star Wars. Rachel Coriolis? Well...

PORN! That's right, a Ginger Lynn action figure is coming out next month! PR copy reads:

Each highly detailed figure in Adult Superstars Series features an anatomically correct physique, display base, removable clothing and even more articulation than Series 1! Each action figure features an exclusive and unique removable costume. This line of action figures are not sculpted but created using a state-of-the-art laser scanner to capture even the most intimate details of each starlet.

Hoo-boy. The official site is here (features plastic nudity) and you can order one here (just in time for Christmas). Who wants to be in charge of making little mechanic smocks for her?