Happy Birthday, Captain
Happy birthday to Confed Stellar Cartographer/Midway Pilot Captain Johnny Guentzel -- the man who made large confusing maps the coolest thing 1997 had to offer. If you're not familiar with the Captain, you can read his Star Wars Galaxy team introduction here (see, I was leading to something). Figure out how old he is on your own -- using the following fact: written in d/m/yy format, he has the coolest birthday humanly possible. And what better birthday present than a load of money? Go bid on his eBay helmets, if you're fantastically wealthy.
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