An Ode to Prince Thrakhath Share on Bluesky Share on Facebook Share on Twitter

Klavs has also taken up the lyricist's pen and developed a sequel to Plywood Fiend's Modern Major General parody - this time from the Kilrathi perspective! And here we go...
Prince Thrakath's secret Pain:

I am the very model of a Noble Clan Caste Overlord.
I'm violent, non-compliant, and I frequently go overboard.
I know the ways of humans and still I choose to spit on them
with plasma cannons, mass projectiles and biologic wea-a-pons.

I've often required of my hrai, that they go into their rooms and die.
I secretly watch "Seinfeld" while I eat my human femur pie.
My battlefleet's far ranging and my domains are nigh' infinite,
I need a hug, but don't tell gramps, or he'll restrict MY internet.

He needs a hug, but don't tell gramps or he'll restrict his internet!
He needs a hug, but don't tell gramps or he'll restrict his internet!
He needs a hug, but don't tell gramps or he'll restrict his interne-e-et!

My animation's limited by counts of graphic bitmap sprites
My teeth are sharp and frequent have I had the urgent need to bite
I'm happiest when disembowling French-girl spies in dad's throne room.
And hatching all my evil plans that cause the humans' worlds "GO BOOM!"

And hatching all his evil plans that cause the humans' worlds "GO BOOM!"
And hatching all his evil plans that cause the humans' worlds "GO BOOM!"
And hatching all his evil plans that cause the humans' worlds "GO BO-oo-oo-OM!"

Deep down inside I'm sad because my grandpa killed my papa dead.
But I will get him when he puts his wrinkle'd one-eye'd butt to bed.
'Cause it is very hard to see, that in his old, drunk revelry,
That I will one day rule this world and every planet that I see!

That he will one day rule this world and every planet that he sees!
That he will one day rule this world and every planet that he sees!
That he will one day rule this world and every planet that he sees!


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