Holy Day of Acclivity

If it weren't Saturday I'd demand the day off -- today is the Pilgrim Holy Day of Acclivity! Celebrate Ivar Chu McDaniel's 2311 ascension to a higher form of being by wearing your cross... uhm... proudly...! According to Dictionary.com acclivity means "A slope or inclination of the earth, as the side of a hill, considered as ascending, in opposition to declivity, or descending; an upward slope; ascent." So... Peter Telep is smarter than you. (This is a good time to point out that I've updated the 'Up & Coming' bar on the left with all the proper dates... so you'll know when to celebrate the Sivar.)