Crius Inhabitants Show a Lot of Front

Fashion editor Lou Cottomy reports. Well, hiiiii, style vampires, and welcome to this report from the lifestyle front-line. Hot tip for this month comes from those crrrazy folks on Crius. Apparently, the in-thing for the who keeps abreast of fashion is exactly that: a breast. Clinics across the planet are being bombarded with applications from guys who want to have breasts made from Synthi Skin grafted on to their manly checks. Freako, eh? Well, here's what the most recent addition to these bosomy blokes, Terri Almer, has to say: "It's, like, been a real revelation to me. I feel that it's put me really in touch with my feminine side, yeah, and, like, really taken a weight off my chest."