I'm not exactly sure that the hell you're suggesting, but I don't like it.
And, there aren't too many geek chicks in Statesville (the official middle of nowhere, trust me), but there are quite a few girls that I've been friends with who've tried out Wing Commander because I told them it was fun and relaxing . . . of course, to them, it was probably confusing and frustrating . . . but they still seemed to like it.
Actually, I take that back. I do know at least one geek chic, but she's from Taylorsville. I dunno if she's tried Wing Commander, but her ex-husband was a fan of WCP.