Insults

[pendell]

Originally posted by Quarto

Originally posted by pendell
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?

Why, do you want to borrow one?
I've talked to beggars more polite than you!


Great, great game .

[Edited by Quarto on 04-13-2001 at 22:40]

I'm glad you attended your family reunion.
You're no match for my brains, you poor fool!

Yes, It certainly was .
I've often wished to cross the Monkey Island Insult engine with the WC flight simulator. Ya know -- ye're duking
it out with Bhurak Starkiller or someone like that, and
they say something like

"The Imperial Guard will KILL you!" (a WC2 taunt, I know)

You are presented with a list of menu responses a la
Privateer, such as:

1. Yes, Watching you fly would kill anyone.
2. I have 48 Drakhai kills. You ALL say that!
3. Geez, at least PRETEND you know how to fly!
4. I am rubber, you are glue.
5. Never mind.

Choosing a stinging retort should reward the player,
while stupid responses should punish him.

Respectfully,

Brian P.

 

[pendell]

Originally posted by Mekt-Hakkikt
Why should the Kilrathi be honorable towards an unworthy prey?

So that when you lose and have to suck up to us,
we'll give you better terms . Maybe we'll let you
get away with bowing, as Melek did, instead of, say
polishing our shoes with your tongues.

Also, Raptor: Those weren't *real* humans, those
were genetically-engineered humans who attacked
the Border Worlds. They had been GE'd to be
more like the Kilrathi, which explains not only
their greater viciousness but the fact that they
sucked bad.

-- Brian P.

 

[pendell]

Originally posted by Bob McDob

Feral animals have honor too!

??? Really? Ever signed a non-aggression treaty
with a hungry bear?

Truth be told, I'm a little perplexed here -- could
you elaborate somewhat on your point? I'm not sure
whether you're saying the Kilrathi are worse than feral
animals, since feral animals have honor but Kilrathi
don't (which is true), or something else.

-- Bria nP.

 

[Quarto]

Originally posted by pendell
I'm glad you attended your family reunion.
You're no match for my brains, you poor fool!

I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them . Nobody has ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will!

I've often wished to cross the Monkey Island Insult engine with the WC flight simulator. [...] Choosing a stinging retort should reward the player, while stupid responses should punish him.

Hmm, yes... make the AI get 'intimidated' by our witty repartee .

 

[pendell]

Originally posted by Quarto
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them . Nobody has ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will!

You run THAT fast?
My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!

-- Brian P.

 

[mpanty]

Throughout the Galaxy my great deeds are celebrated!

(shouldn't be too long before someone comes up with the appropriate response... )

 

[mpanty]

Originally posted by Mekt-Hakkikt, in the RANKS thread

Originally posted by mpanty

Eh eh... you haven't won the war, Mekt...

Only a matter of time...

Wow... I don't think you'll live that long, if it EVER happens...

 

[$tormin]

Kittie. i am going to put you to sleep.

 

[Nep Parth]

Originally posted by pendell
Also, Raptor: Those weren't *real* humans, those
were genetically-engineered humans who attacked
the Border Worlds. They had been GE'd to be
more like the Kilrathi, which explains not only
their greater viciousness but the fact that they
sucked bad.

Not human? That's like saying Bean from Ender's Game wasn't human (he's revealed to have been genetically modified). Bean had ONE gene changed. The GE people were modified, yes...but still human. They (probably) had the ability to interbreed with humans, making them human.

 

[Raptor]

Originally posted by pendell

Also, Raptor: Those weren't *real* humans, those
were genetically-engineered humans who attacked
the Border Worlds. They had been GE'd to be
more like the Kilrathi, which explains not only
their greater viciousness but the fact that they
sucked bad.

Actually, they had DNA frim Blair, who was responsible for the murder of billions of innocent Kilrtahi women and children, and the other "heroes" of the Confederation. That certainly explains both their actions and their genocidal tendancies.

Best, Raptor

 

[Raptor]

Originally posted by mpanty
Throughout the Galaxy my great deeds are celebrated!

(shouldn't be too long before someone comes up with the appropriate response... )

Yes, well, I told you not to put brilliance into that Galaxy's water recycler. And you really should consider getting a Centurion.

Best, Raptor

 

[Supdon3]

You know, if your going to remember Blair its not because he killed billions of women and children. Thats not who he was. THe part of Blair that went into the Black Lancers was his flying ability. You make it sound like he was a ruthless killer who not only killed all those people but enjoyed it too. Black Lancers were ruthless because they felt they were superior to everyone else and that is one thing we know Blair NEVER felt. Blair saved humanity by having to do something terrible, something we can hope no one will ever be faced with, and this time Blair was choosen for the job. He had no choice, he didnt like having done it in any way, would probably have given anything to have found another way. He did what needed to be done. HE was an excellent pilot, one of the greatest ever, he put his life on the line daily to save lifes. If the Black Lance had gotten anything like that from him, things would have been a lot different.

 

[$tormin]

Originally posted by Raptor

Originally posted by $tormin
What do you call killing 4,000,000,000 kilrathi?

taking out the trash

[Edited by $tormin on 04-13-2001 at 16:59]

What do call killing 4,000,000,000 Humans?

A Good start.

Best, Raptor

When did you learn to count beyond your fingers and toes? [

 

[$tormin]

and that blac lance thing.
We were just trying to show how much better we were at killing humans then you were

 

[Raptor]

Originally posted by $tormin
When did you learn to count beyond your fingers and toes? [

A few thousand years before you Apes left your trees.

Best, Raptor

 

[$tormin]

and you havent learned anything new since then. tsk tsk tsk.

 

[Raptor]

Actually, we've learnt several great new recipies for cooking monkey.

Best, Raptor

 

[Raptor]

Originally posted by $tormin
and that blac lance thing.
We were just trying to show how much better we were at killing humans then you were

Several billion humans in the Kilrathi War vs several thousand in the Border Worlds War. When it comes to killing humans, we're still numero uno.

Best, Raptor

 

[$tormin]

Originally posted by Raptor

Originally posted by $tormin
and that blac lance thing.
We were just trying to show how much better we were at killing humans then you were

Several billion humans in the Kilrathi War vs several thousand in the Border Worlds War. When it comes to killing humans, we're still numero uno.

Best, Raptor

and that took you how many years? most of them died of boredom waiting for you to come around to your senses and stop batting at wool

 

[$tormin]

Originally posted by Raptor
Actually, we've learnt several great new recipies for cooking monkey.

Best, Raptor

too bad you never had a chance to use any. unless you found some carrion

[Edited by $tormin on 04-15-2001 at 00:55]