Bandit LOAF
Long Live the Confederation!
No! Rights are important things that... you know, matter. Pretending that Electronic Arts wanting to know your e-mail address or making you connect to the internet before you can play The Sims 3 is some terrible violation of your essential humanity is just egregiously diluting the very concept of rights. It's such an obnoxious thought process: people care about rights, I care about this... so I should couch it in these incredibly broad terms so everyone will care. Not everything is an epic battle between extremes and pretending it is ruins the field for issues that are actually important.