Rash crash causes splash at flash bash lash-up

Rash crash causes splash at flash bash lash-up is a News Bulletin by Eno Barbus posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. The article denotes a 15% increase in the price of lythia on Karatikus.

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Rash crash causes splash at flash bash lash-up
Hack from hell Eno Barbus gives a report from the sharp end
Great reports from Rock emperor Zak Skintight's 'Piss-up in a Brewery' party at the Brauf<159> hrer ale plant on the planet of Karatikus. The result of a rash comment by a disillusioned groupie, it really has to be one of Zak's best bashes to date. One event slightly marred the celebrations, when Zak gave me an impromptu high-speed tour of the plant in his brand new Thrashmobile 5000. The 200kmh jaunt came to somewhat premature conclusion when Zak piled the 80,000 cred roadster into the brewery's main storage tank. The whole plant is now thoroughly flooded, and Lythia, a substance which absorbs water and carbon dioxide, is much in demand.