Would you bet the Family Jewels?

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Would you bet the Family Jewels? is a News Bulletin posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. It does not impact commodity prices.


Would you bet the Family Jewels?
New! on the Deltagam channel! The show that everyone's talking about! 'You Bet Your Genitals'
starts tonight, at 1900hrs Standard Anhur Time. Hosted by the irrepressible Charlie Catchphrase, this is a quiz show with a difference; answer the questions right, and you could find yourself winning prizes such as a holiday villa on Janus, a luxury cruise round all three systems, or the star prize of 15 million credits! However, answer the questions wrong and our resident doctor will apply chronic lesions to your genitals, rendering them inoperable beyond the salvation of medical science. It's eyewatering fun aplenty, so watch the show that's anything but sterile!