Privateer 2 Patch Readme
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This release fixes the following issues:
1. Some users occasionally encountered a bug which gave the commodity "Fluffy Rodents" rabies. This resulted in the cargo being confiscated by customs upon landing. A vaccine for this issue can now be obtained from Crius medical center.
2. Due to complaints from various censorship groups, the naked hologram scene has been altered to include clothes. The original scene can still be triggered when starting the game using "dark.exe -getyourtitsout"
3. It has been mentioned to us that the numerous European accents in the game are not easily understood by Americans. In response to this, we have decided to make the game a bit more challenging by removing subtitles.
4. The words "Buffalo Wings" have been added to the Privateer 2 start up screen. Because we can.
5. The AI now uses an advanced human emulation system which reproduces the flying skills of one of our playtesters. Unfortunately, we've just found out that the playtester used was blind, had only one arm, and was constantly drunk. As a result, the computer controlled pilots still can't hit the broad side of a barn.
Please note this patch only affects the DOS release of Privateer 2. Since we apparently screwed up the Windows version by making it run too fast on pretty much all computers. And we don't know how to fix it.
Please address any comments about how much this patch sucks to EA. It's their own damned fault for thinking they can pay European developers less than American developers. Screw 'em, we're going on strike so don't expect any more patches from us.
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