Pop or Soda?

Here in good ol' NC (especially the backwater parts), it's referred to as one of the following (listen in order of how often it's used):

Sumpt'n'ta drink (something to drink)
Soda
Coke
Actual name of drink
Cola
 
Sumpt'n'ta drink... gonna have to ponder that one for a while... ONLY the backwater people would say something like that... well i gotta go see Y'ALL later...:D Lol
 
Soda, but only used if it's not Coke. If it's Coke, then it's Coke. Definitely not "pop". What's that shit? I also heard that in Canada, if you ask for a "candy bar" you get laughed at. They say "chocolate bar" no matter what.
 
sumpt'n'ta drink. heh. forgot bout that. it's always like that when my friends are over.
"Hey Tim. ya got sumpt'n'ta drink?"
"Yeah. whadya want?"
"Got any coke?"
"Yeah what kind?"
"Whadya got?"
"Well we got Code Red, Coke, Mount'n Dew, Dr. Pepper, Sprite (etc.)"
"I'll have a....."
or
"Gimme a....."
 
Found some more backwater lingo:

Not to be outdone by Ebonics in California, the Southern Association of
Colleges & Schools is requesting billions of federal dollars to teach
"Y'allbonics" in all classrooms south of the Mason-Dixon line.

Included here are some samples of "Y'allbonics." If you do not
understand any of them, contact a Southerner for an explanation.

HEIDI: (noun) Greeting.

HIRE YEW: (complete sentence) Remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi, hire
yew?"

BARD: (verb) Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My
brother bard my pickup truck."

JAWJUH: (noun) The state north of Florida. Capital is Lanner. Usage: "My
brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."

BAMMER: (noun) The state west of Jawjuh. Capital is Berminhayum.
Usage:"A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in
improvements."

MUNTS: (noun) A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard
my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."

THANK: (verb) Cognitive process. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a Coke."

RANCH: (noun) A tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage: "I thank I leff
my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a
few munts ago."

ALL: (noun) A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my brother
from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

FAR: (noun) A conflagration. Usage: "If'n my brother from Jawjuh don't
change the all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far."

TAR: (noun) A rubber wheel. Usage: "I hope that brother of mine from
Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."

TIRE: (noun) A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't
rise, Ah sure hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Pars sometime."

RETARD: (verb) To stop working. Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."

FARN: (adjective) Not domestic. Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he
sed ... must be from some farn country."

DID: (adjective) Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim."

ARE: (noun) A colorless, odorless gas; nitrogen/oxygen. Usage: "He cain't breathe
.. give 'im some ARE!"

BOB WAR: (noun) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from that
bob war fence."
 
Yep. And if you know all that, you know that the secondary use for a car key is Q-tip. :D
 
Yes. Car keys are q-tips. And makeshift knives, if the need arrises. I've even seen keys used as screwdrivers (though they tend to be hard to drink).
 
in new england the lingo is fairly simply...anything ending in -r turns into -ah,
car becomes kah
dresser becomes dressah
water becomes watah
and so forth
and for emphasis we use wicked instead of things like mad, narly, etc...
"It's a wicked pissah the sox lost yestahday"
 
Dundradal said:
in new england the lingo is fairly simply...anything ending in -r turns into -ah,
car becomes kah
dresser becomes dressah
water becomes watah
and so forth
and for emphasis we use wicked instead of things like mad, narly, etc...
"It's a wicked pissah the sox lost yestahday"
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(To the Rangers.) ;)
 
HHEHEEHHEHEHEEEHHEEHEHEHE!!!!!!

*bustts head on table*

ohh that was just ffuunnneeee, right dare

Mann, I dun't ussee my southnern y'allbonhics too offtin.

Not even in real life, so that is just funny. Best part was trying to guess the pronunciation before I read the definition and usage. Jawjuh just threw until I saw it used.

Hey, wouldn't it be kinda funny if everybody added in their own pronunciations in their posts.

Hmmm... I see that most everyone calls soft drinks coke in the south. But, yeah we ask for coke and get asked which kind--except in resturants where coke means coke'k'cola.
 
I told you Canadians are weird. :)
 

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Completely off subject, here's a picture of myself at age 13, wearing a homemade flight suit during "Character Day" at my school. I was Col. Blair.

EDIT: Yes, I am aware that 1) the thumbnail looks really bad and 2) In that picture, I look not only stoned, but just plain ugly. Sorry. Couldn't help it. Kinda like how you can't help how ugly you are now, biatch.
 

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