How would you rob a bank?

I went to high school with an idiot who tried to rob a ferry. He was successful enough until someone figued out what he had done and called the cops on their cell phone. They were waiting for him when the boat reached the other side of the river. :rolleyes:
 
There was a guy who robbed a bank, he planned and planned, had everything perfect, non descript clothing that changed his body image, fully concealing motorcycle helmet, didn't talk, gloves the whole bit. Robbed the bank and took off, jumped on his motorcycle with the plates taken off, drove home on back trails, and streets so he wouldn't get pulled over. When he got home the cops were waiting for him, seems he negleted to take his name that was stenciled off the back of his helmet.

There was another guy who robbed a bank and took off on foot so he couldn't be tracked by car, made it a block or two and got mugged. Guy called the police and told them someone robbed him and got away with 400k or something. lol
 
I heard about one guy, I think it was on the Tonight Show's Headlines. A guy rob a bank and get away with like 20k. The next day, dress exacly as the day before, the guy goes to the same bank and try to deposit his 20k. :D
 
K1nG Gr4H4m said:
I heard about one guy, I think it was on the Tonight Show's Headlines. A guy rob a bank and get away with like 20k. The next day, dress exacly as the day before, the guy goes to the same bank and try to deposit his 20k. :D
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I would do that! :p
 
K1nG Gr4H4m said:
I heard about one guy, I think it was on the Tonight Show's Headlines. A guy rob a bank and get away with like 20k. The next day, dress exacly as the day before, the guy goes to the same bank and try to deposit his 20k. :D
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That's still not as good as the guy who held up his own bank, and then proceeded to scold the teller for not organizing the bills like he told her to.
 
EZ 4-step method:
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1) Sneak in when no one was looking
2) Take the money
3) Sneak back out when no one is looking
4) Spend said money
 
Preacher said:
EZ 4-step method:
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1) Sneak in when no one was looking
2) Take the money
3) Sneak back out when no one is looking
4) Spend said money
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EZ-er said then done.
 
You could just walk in calmly, without a weapon, and tell the clerk to give you the money. Insist that you're serious and that you really want the money, a.s.a.p. See if that works.
 
overmortal said:
You could just walk in calmly, without a weapon, and tell the clerk to give you the money. Insist that you're serious and that you really want the money, a.s.a.p. See if that works.
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That's one of the more common methods actually, except they slip the teller a note saying they want the money.
 
Starkey said:
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Ah yes, I forgot - it's Latin America and not Italy ;)
(I know it doesn't make any sense, if you don't refer it directly to the Italian Government. And with my last sentence, there is no ;) - Smilie).
 
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