Hidden Talents

A 6ft she
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Yup. I actually prefer the extra-height. People I don't like usually leave me alone because I can intimidate them.

Mmmhh... maybe he/she want to pick a boy here!
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She. No, I'm not trying to pick up anybody. I simply am trying to find out some interesting stuff about people. I'm often fascinated by people's quirks.

So sexy.....
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*laughs* Really? I can also unwrap a starburst with my tongue. Sort of like the commercial. Of course, I can't make it into a paper crane like that guy did. Now THAT is talented.

Only swords? , you surely have a deep throat....
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I wanted to be a sword-swallower NOT participate in porn-flicks. Although, yes, many guys when I was a teenager often asked me to demonstrate this talent in the lunch-room on breadsticks or bananas. I thought it was rather annoying actually (I didn't practice this skill to turn people on, although it did have a remarkable effect on some.)

Go Tiger leap !!
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And they say white folk can't jump!

Surely something more too.
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Did you ever see the James Bond flick with the girl who could constrict the guy with a scissor-hold? That's sort of what I can do. Don't worry, I don't get a thrill out of hurting anyone, and I never would use that kind of force unless I was defending myself.

I actually read about a girl who wrestled the football team captain and she scissored him (hold like the james-bond flick) until he lost consciousness. In otherwords she said she kept going even after he gave up and tapped the matt. Rather vicious if you ask me. She said she actually got a thrill out of doing it. Sick b*tch.


Okay, anyone else got any hidden talents?

-Concordia
 
I'm super musical. I play piano, clarinet, saxophone, and flute. I also sing a bit, and I can compose music. I don't think it's that hard (it really isn't), but other people seem to consider it a talent.

For samples of some songs I've written you can check out the work I did on Wing Commander Unknown Enemy, downloadable from our Downloads page:

http://unknownenemy.solsector.net/download.html

For a different style (completely different), this is some solo work I've done. I'm sending this and a few other songs out to record companies... we'll see what'll happen:

http://www.needaham3.homestead.com/files/MichaelMahadeenBackInMyLife.mp3

The name of the song's Back in My Life. It's sorta a cross between Smooth Jazz and Instrumental Pop... I don't really know what genre to put it in. That's me playing the alto sax (both parts) and later the soprano sax. The rest is MIDI. If you listen to it (please do), let me know what you think :)
 
Originally posted by Concordia


Yup. I actually prefer the extra-height.

Okay, anyone else got any hidden talents?

-Concordia
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I'm only 5'8", but dont mind a tall gal. I think its kinda cool.

Hidden talents.... Outstanding shot, in my one and only official competetive shoot, out of 150 service types who had, in most cases, years of competition experience, 5th in pistol, 13th in rifle, 11th or something like that overall.

If I am in charge, things run better. A recruit platoon, an avionics shop, a roofing job. It doesn't seem to make any difference, as long as I know what's supposed to be going on. I'm still not really sure what to think about that.

Although I have no for real pilot training, only a few B.S. hours in C-130 and CH-46 simulators, I actually find it easy to fly a plane. Now, the navigation stuff is another matter.:D
 
Blah, 6 feet tall people. I guess my hidden 'talent' is that I can pass for a young teen even though I just turned 21 last weekend... Oh hooray. :(
 
1) LOAF is America's greatest hero.
2) LOAF won the nobel prize for hat wearing in 1907.
3) LOAF is 50 percent water -- that's less water than you!
4) LOAF sees everything in terms of black & white & orange.
5) If LOAF were a flavor, the only flavor would be GRAPE!
6) LOAF smells like a highlighter pen... and is twice as handsome!
7) LOAF has caused more helicopter incidents than any other nation!
8) LOAF supports the Force Feedback movement!
9) LOAF once killed a hippie... and ate it.
10) If LOAF were a bag, he would be the bag you put Tasty-Cakes in.
11) LOAF knows more about seals than you.
12) LOAF's favorite flavor of gum is no gum at all!
13) LOAF keeps all his pencils sharpened... with the power of the lord!
14) LOAF loses 52 percent of his quality when encoded into realmedia formats!
15) LOAF has never made a viagra joke!
16) LOAF was once elected president of drainage ditch 145... by default.
17) LOAF killed himself a bear... when he was only three times its size.
18) LOAF can make liquid into balls... and balls into liquids.
19) LOAF is the worlds 177th highest source of good vibrations.
20) LOAF lost both his legs in Korea... and got them back in Viet-nam.
21) LOAF once wore a bandana... for six days.
22) LOAF hopes to order pizza over the internet.
23) LOAF often adds the letter 'i' or 'e' before things with no regard for common sense.
 
In addition to my psycokenetic powers of ultimately deciding who lives and who diest, I have an ability to spit witty Humphry Bogart quips at will.
 
Originally posted by Wedge009
I guess my hidden 'talent' is that I can pass for a young teen even though I just turned 21 last weekend... Oh hooray. :(
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(Singing)

Baby face,

You've got the cutest little baby face!
 
Originally posted by Bandit LOAF

7) LOAF has caused more helicopter incidents than any other nation!
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Please stay away from the Frogs. We don't have that many of them left, and we don't have all the bugs worked out of the Osprey yet.
 
It is if you can barely type anyway. And I also am not too good with computers.
 
Originally posted by Concordia
I can put a sword-down my throat: This one's actually pretty wierd and somewhat embarrasing.
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I didn't have time to comment on this the other day... how do you do this? Just curious. Or is it a secret like all those illusionist tricks?

Originally posted by Ripper
(Singing)
Baby face,
You've got the cutest little baby face!
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It's not the face, I just have an overall physical appearance of a runt. But that's okay, anyone who knows me knows better.
 
I didn't have time to comment on this the other day... how do you do this? Just curious. Or is it a secret like all those illusionist tricks?
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According to a scary magic book I found in the basement you have to swallow the sheath first... and then you put the sword into the sheath...
 
Originally posted by Wedge009
I didn't have time to comment on this the other day... how do you do this? Just curious. Or is it a secret like all those illusionist tricks?

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It's not the face, I just have an overall physical appearance of a runt. But that's okay, anyone who knows me knows better.
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It's not an illusionist trick.

Okay, if you try to put your finger down your throat what happens? You gag.

Just like anyone who wears contacts, you can be conditioned not to blink when your finger touches your eye.

You can also condition yourself not to gag if you stick your fingers down your throat repeatedly.

One idea is to take your finger or fingers and extend them to the point where you're about to gag. Then hold it there and try not to gag for 10 seconds and do this repeatedly.

Then try to put a spoon back there. Once you can condition yourself not to gag you're set.

As for long objects, I first tried a BBQ-Skewer first. Once I got comfortable with that, then I proceded with a sword.

You have to have your head tilted back enough so that there's a straight line between your mouth and throat, so the blade goes straight in. The blade will enter your mouth, and go past the epiglottis, past the pharynx, down the esophagus. It also will need to be pushed past the LES (Lower Esophageal Sphincter-- it's the muscle that closes the stomach), and as far as it will go. You'd know this when the tip touches the base of your stomach, and you'd never forget the feeling!!! The sword is essentially angling straight down your throat and right at the base of your stomach. Cool huh?

The blade must be blunted, otherwise putting the blade that deep would be suicide.

-Concordia
 
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