Do not eat pie, it is bad!

Owning a lawnmower means you're not gay, but making a pie means you're a housewife. George Washington owned a lawnmower and had a wife, but he killed red coats with his attractor pie shooting lawnmower made of superpolymers and glowing dragon vomit.
 
I still like Mr. Obutu. Then again, I don't really care nor follow what actors think. They're just highly-sophisticated, fleshy action figures, in the final analysis.
 
It tasted kinda like peaches . . . in pie form . . . with vanilla ice cream . . . so I guess the answer to your question is "something", but it still didn't taste like Wing Commander, which generally tastes like a cd, or possibly a floppy disk. Also, I had milk, which is typically a pie thing.

(EDIT: Wing Commander, in some cases, may taste like a console cartridge)
 
This reminds me more of that one time I visited someone in a mental institute and I was assaulted by a vegitarian who thought she was the Queen of Missouri. While the experience was frightening and stressful, it didn't help my opinion of vegitarians.
 
And Bacon is Aaron Burr approved . . . and, since Aaron Burr is in on it, Benedict Arnold probably supports it, too.

But mustard would just be silly.
 
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