The Sexual Revolution!

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The Sexual Revolution! is a News Bulletin by Zake Blackwar posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. The article denotes a 75% increase in the price of Warp Steroids, sunflowers and Bex beer on Karatikus.

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The Sexual Revolution!
By Zake Blackwar, mouthpiece of truth.
Wide-scale armed rebellion has broken out on Karatikus, following the passing of controversial new 'sex licensing' laws. The brainchild of Senator Ray Cox, the bill is designed to tackle planetary over-population by making sexual intercourse illegal unless both participants are in possession of a 'sex license'. Men and women of all ages have taken to the streets in protest, and are engaged in furious fire fights with local law enforcement officers. At least 30,000 people are reported dead or wounded, but no resolution to the problem seems imminent. Firearms are much in demand.