Grain store goes with a bang!

Grain store goes with a bang! is a News Bulletin by Japel Hoohar posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. The article denotes a 50% increase in the price of grain on Janus IV.

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Grain store goes with a bang!
Zany Happenings columnist Japel Hoohar reports
Well, disaster-lovers, I've got a doozy for you this month, this time from the planet of Janus IV. It seems that a fire broke out at the Delors Grain, Salt and Butter Depository - some kid playing with Incendi-tubes, apparently. Anyways, the fire raged out of control pretty quickly, the Butter store having gone up first, when, all of a sudden, these really loud explosions start taking place. Everybody ducks for cover, only to be showered in little white balls: the fire had reached the Grain section, which had already been coated in molten Butter, and the whole reserve had turned into popcorn in one go. Good news for Vidflix lovers, bad news for the now-starving population.