things are getting slow ...

for how much would you be willing to sell it to him?
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dunno, how much is he paying? And what would he offer me if he was paying in natura (don't know the word in English, hmmm, you know e.g: food, cars, prostitutes,...)?

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I think the term you're looking for is "commodities". How much isnt certain, he offered to make one guy the king of the world or something way back when (although the world probably wasnt worth nearly as much at the time...) I think he would give you anything you asked for, although it would come with a guaranteed catch-22 and I think there is something about seven years before your soul is collected. If you remember to make sure that living that long is in your contract or whatever it is... personally I wouldnt do it, considering I have about the same amount of wishing to deal with him as i have with lawyers... im not really sure which one is worse.

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Satan made plenty deals in his time, and he got screwed over more than once. If backwards medievel farmers can outsmart Satan, I know I can too
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How sure are you that the medeival farmers were backwards? Besides, he's had over a thousand years of experience (remember Patrick Henry) to learn from. Not all of them got away.

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You are mistaken, No Regret. I never, ever got screwed over...


Whoops... perhaps I shouldn't have said that...
 
Is that so, Chernikov? I'd advise you to hide under your bed for the next few years, because I'm coming to get your soul
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So, "Quarto"
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What would you offer for my soul?

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I doubt there's much of a market for souls anymore. World the way it is now
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Besides there aren't really such things as souls ... are there?

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Im not too worried. Among my circle of close friends I'm known as "lucifer"....

See my quote below...

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No Regret? Your soul? Why, I already have your worthless soul... shouldn't have misbehaved so much, kid.

Chernikov: Yeah, well. You don't have as many worshippers as I do
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[note: I hope that nobody thinks I'm actually serious; that wouldn't say much about his/her intelligence
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Cool! My dark and evil lord, can I become a Hellspawn (with a few Darth Vader powers trown in for good measure)?
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No, you may not. Unfortunately, standard procedures indicate that in order to be employed as a Hellspawn, you have to become a Citizen of Hell. In order get your Hell Citizenship, you will have to go through approximately five hundred years of pain... then another five hundred years of agony as our huge, inefficien beaurocracy reviews your application.
Sorry kid, rules are rules
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Well... yes, maybe. After all, we get ALL the lawyers here sooner or later
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I've got money. I'll just get the guy who got O.J. of the hook
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The time is near.
There are still quite a few days remaining.

I don't care for fame, power or money...
I just want to FIGHT!
-Sanosuke Sagara
 
There's a slight problem with that... I don't think he's dead yet. But... [starts looking through a file cabinet]... it's here somewhere... ah. Here it is. Yeah, I've got his soul right here. So, if you call him and say that "Quarto" sent ya, he'll be quite willing to oblige... or die
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Ok then, be seeing you in a couple of years
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The time is near.
There are still quite a few days remaining.

I don't care for fame, power or money...
I just want to FIGHT!
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