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One day Pepper was walking down the street. It was a crisp fall day and the leaves were beginning to turn into their rainbow of colors before they fall to the ground.

Suddenly, he noticed - much to his delight - that a delicious chocolate pumpkin pie had been left upon the sidewalk, with nobody to guard it. Although he had just seen American Pie with some friends, which gave him some interesting ideas, he decided to eat the pie.

Unfortunately, the pie had been poisoned. As the poison Rand McNallied its way through peppers veins, a magic pixie appeared and offered a cure if Pepper could complete a quest. The quest was to retrieve the Holy Fermented Milk Byproduct from the grip of the evil sorcerer Yogor Mo and his army of break dancing zombie kung-fu warriors.

To find and defeat the evil Yogor Mo, Pepper will need help from a band of Norse warriors, the feared Vikings of Ragnarok. Pepper went to the piers to charter a ship to the home of the Vikings, but as the ship passed through a river, the skies turned to marmalade and the nearby flowers grew to an incredible height! At this point, Pepper suspected that the pie had been half-baked by hippies.

Meanwhile, halfway around the world, a dark power had awakened within the borders of a peaceful kingdom ruled by a benevolent king; the mighty ace Hyphen One. The source of this dark power was, of course, Yogor Mo, as introducing a new enemy every paragraph would be stupid.

Pepper awoke on a strange pier in a strange land, he had a bruise on his head and didn't remember the journey to this land of strangey strangeness and people that looked oddly like gnomes in corsets. One of them approached Pepper wearing a strap on and said "Hello strange being, and welcome to our freakish land!"

Despite previous claims by those possessed of minds too small to fully grok the concept of introducing the villain more personally by way of a parallel and simultaneously revealed plot, even after his already having been named and identified, and which were therefore understandably confused by such a course of action, it is, in reality, not stupid, and will most likely continue again when a suitable branching point in the storyline presents itself, most likely after continuation of the current plot branch, to which is contributed: The gnome, clearly a leader among lesser gnomes as evidenced by his phallic badge of rank, presented Pepper with a ceremonial gilded pork nugget of good will and friendship, as per the custom of their society and era.

At that moment, in a land far away and unrelated to this story, Frosty was hit by a truck.

Pepper munched on the lovely tasting pork faggot and proceeded to the nearest pub to get information from the craggy old bartender, who was curiously named Joe, yet served beer lukewarm without choice due to the lack of refridgeration on this small island which could almost be mistaken for England, except the gnomes have good teeth. Joe the Bartender offered to sell Pepper a magical spaceship, but since the deal seemed a little shady, he declined: instead Pepper asked how to get to the land of the vikings where, even at this very moment, Weasel was taking it up the ass from the extremely burly and reheaded Fongo the Well Endowed, captain of the Vikings' First Sexual Assault group.

Having learned from the bartender that he must speak with Festibius Windclam, the leader of the gnomes’ small stronghold on the island, to grant him a gnomish warrior as a party member who could guide Pepper’s passage farther north to the lands of the Vikings, and there, validate Pepper’s intentions as benign (so that they might allow him within their city walls,) Pepper set out to the top of the highest local hill, where Windclam Manor sat buffeted by the chill sea winds.

Simultaniously, Yogor Mo cackled manically as his levitating space islands (just like islands, but in space) descended upon the planet Yggdrasil, home to the Scandinavian Homosexual Communist-Nazi party.

As the space islands descneded, Pepper reeled in the back seat of the cab he was taking to the stronghold; when the driver asked what was wrong, Pepper didn't answer, but thought to himself I feel that something terrible has happened, as if a thousand non-sequiturs were happening all at once.
 
One day Pepper was walking down the street. It was a crisp fall day and the leaves were beginning to turn into their rainbow of colors before they fall to the ground.

Suddenly, he noticed - much to his delight - that a delicious chocolate pumpkin pie had been left upon the sidewalk, with nobody to guard it. Although he had just seen American Pie with some friends, which gave him some interesting ideas, he decided to eat the pie.

Unfortunately, the pie had been poisoned. As the poison Rand McNallied its way through peppers veins, a magic pixie appeared and offered a cure if Pepper could complete a quest. The quest was to retrieve the Holy Fermented Milk Byproduct from the grip of the evil sorcerer Yogor Mo and his army of break dancing zombie kung-fu warriors.

To find and defeat the evil Yogor Mo, Pepper will need help from a band of Norse warriors, the feared Vikings of Ragnarok. Pepper went to the piers to charter a ship to the home of the Vikings, but as the ship passed through a river, the skies turned to marmalade and the nearby flowers grew to an incredible height! At this point, Pepper suspected that the pie had been half-baked by hippies.

Meanwhile, halfway around the world, a dark power had awakened within the borders of a peaceful kingdom ruled by a benevolent king; the mighty ace Hyphen One. The source of this dark power was, of course, Yogor Mo, as introducing a new enemy every paragraph would be stupid.

Pepper awoke on a strange pier in a strange land, he had a bruise on his head and didn't remember the journey to this land of strangey strangeness and people that looked oddly like gnomes in corsets. One of them approached Pepper wearing a strap on and said "Hello strange being, and welcome to our freakish land!"

Despite previous claims by those possessed of minds too small to fully grok the concept of introducing the villain more personally by way of a parallel and simultaneously revealed plot, even after his already having been named and identified, and which were therefore understandably confused by such a course of action, it is, in reality, not stupid, and will most likely continue again when a suitable branching point in the storyline presents itself, most likely after continuation of the current plot branch, to which is contributed: The gnome, clearly a leader among lesser gnomes as evidenced by his phallic badge of rank, presented Pepper with a ceremonial gilded pork nugget of good will and friendship, as per the custom of their society and era.

At that moment, in a land far away and unrelated to this story, Frosty was hit by a truck.

Pepper munched on the lovely tasting pork faggot and proceeded to the nearest pub to get information from the craggy old bartender, who was curiously named Joe, yet served beer lukewarm without choice due to the lack of refridgeration on this small island which could almost be mistaken for England, except the gnomes have good teeth. Joe the Bartender offered to sell Pepper a magical spaceship, but since the deal seemed a little shady, he declined: instead Pepper asked how to get to the land of the vikings where, even at this very moment, Weasel was taking it up the ass from the extremely burly and reheaded Fongo the Well Endowed, captain of the Vikings' First Sexual Assault group.

Having learned from the bartender that he must speak with Festibius Windclam, the leader of the gnomes’ small stronghold on the island, to grant him a gnomish warrior as a party member who could guide Pepper’s passage farther north to the lands of the Vikings, and there, validate Pepper’s intentions as benign (so that they might allow him within their city walls,) Pepper set out to the top of the highest local hill, where Windclam Manor sat buffeted by the chill sea winds.

Simultaniously, Yogor Mo cackled manically as his levitating space islands (just like islands, but in space) descended upon the planet Yggdrasil, home to the Scandinavian Homosexual Communist-Nazi party, where upon his arrival Yogor immedietly barked "Tonight" to Fongo the Well-Endowed (who had stopped sodomizing WildWeasel long enough to BitTorrent this week's episode of Enterprise, which, due to his nefarious control of the space-time continuum was available before the rest of the world), " we shall rain fiery death upon ace's Happy Kingdom, so load your spandex-clad Viking Stormtroopers onto my Gravity-Defying Space Islands!" As the space islands descneded, Pepper reeled in the back seat of the cab he was taking to the stronghold; when the driver asked what was wrong, Pepper didn't answer, but thought to himself I feel that something terrible has happened, as if a thousand non-sequiturs were happening all at once.

After arriving at Windclam Manor and meeting with Festibius Windclam, Pepper and his gnomish escort set off to secure the aid of Fongo the Well-Endowed, the very man who was preparing their demise.
 
One day Pepper was walking down the street. It was a crisp fall day and the leaves were beginning to turn into their rainbow of colors before they fall to the ground.

Suddenly, he noticed - much to his delight - that a delicious chocolate pumpkin pie had been left upon the sidewalk, with nobody to guard it. Although he had just seen American Pie with some friends, which gave him some interesting ideas, he decided to eat the pie.

Unfortunately, the pie had been poisoned. As the poison Rand McNallied its way through peppers veins, a magic pixie appeared and offered a cure if Pepper could complete a quest. The quest was to retrieve the Holy Fermented Milk Byproduct from the grip of the evil sorcerer Yogor Mo and his army of break dancing zombie kung-fu warriors.

To find and defeat the evil Yogor Mo, Pepper will need help from a band of Norse warriors, the feared Vikings of Ragnarok. Pepper went to the piers to charter a ship to the home of the Vikings, but as the ship passed through a river, the skies turned to marmalade and the nearby flowers grew to an incredible height! At this point, Pepper suspected that the pie had been half-baked by hippies.

Meanwhile, halfway around the world, a dark power had awakened within the borders of a peaceful kingdom ruled by a benevolent king; the mighty ace Hyphen One. The source of this dark power was, of course, Yogor Mo, as introducing a new enemy every paragraph would be stupid.

Pepper awoke on a strange pier in a strange land, he had a bruise on his head and didn't remember the journey to this land of strangey strangeness and people that looked oddly like gnomes in corsets. One of them approached Pepper wearing a strap on and said "Hello strange being, and welcome to our freakish land!"

Despite previous claims by those possessed of minds too small to fully grok the concept of introducing the villain more personally by way of a parallel and simultaneously revealed plot, even after his already having been named and identified, and which were therefore understandably confused by such a course of action, it is, in reality, not stupid, and will most likely continue again when a suitable branching point in the storyline presents itself, most likely after continuation of the current plot branch, to which is contributed: The gnome, clearly a leader among lesser gnomes as evidenced by his phallic badge of rank, presented Pepper with a ceremonial gilded pork nugget of good will and friendship, as per the custom of their society and era.

At that moment, in a land far away and unrelated to this story, Frosty was hit by a truck.

Pepper munched on the lovely tasting pork faggot and proceeded to the nearest pub to get information from the craggy old bartender, who was curiously named Joe, yet served beer lukewarm without choice due to the lack of refrigeration on this small island which could almost be mistaken for England, except the gnomes have good teeth. Joe the Bartender offered to sell Pepper a magical spaceship, but since the deal seemed a little shady, he declined: instead Pepper asked how to get to the land of the Vikings where, even at this very moment, Weasel was taking it up the ass from the extremely burly and redheaded Fongo the Well Endowed, captain of the Vikings' First Sexual Assault group.

Having learned from the bartender that he must speak with Festibius Windclam, the leader of the gnomes’ small stronghold on the island, to grant him a gnomish warrior as a party member who could guide Pepper’s passage farther north to the lands of the Vikings, and there, validate Pepper’s intentions as benign (so that they might allow him within their city walls,) Pepper set out to the top of the highest local hill, where Windclam Manor sat buffeted by the chill sea winds.

Simultaneously, Yogor Mo cackled manically as his levitating space islands (just like islands, but in space) descended upon the planet Yggdrasil, home to the Scandinavian Homosexual Communist-Nazi party, where upon his arrival Yogor immediately barked "Tonight" to Fongo the Well-Endowed (who had stopped sodomizing WildWeasel long enough to BitTorrent this week's episode of Enterprise, which, due to his nefarious control of the space-time continuum was available before the rest of the world), " we shall rain fiery death upon ace's Happy Kingdom, so load your spandex-clad Viking Storm troopers onto my Gravity-Defying Space Islands!" As the space islands descended, Pepper reeled in the back seat of the cab he was taking to the stronghold; when the driver asked what was wrong, Pepper didn't answer, but thought to himself I feel that something terrible has happened, as if a thousand non-sequiturs were happening all at once.

After arriving at Windclam Manor and meeting with Festibius Windclam, Pepper and his gnomish escort set off to secure the aid of Fongo the Well-Endowed, the very man who was preparing their demise.

The journey north was an arduous one, over land and sea, and already when they had made it but halfway to their destination, exhaustion began to win the battle with their wills, and so they set about searching for an appropriate place to camp until morning, when from beyond the tree line came a blood-curdling howl that shook the very earth beneath them.
 
One day Pepper was walking down the street. It was a crisp fall day and the leaves were beginning to turn into their rainbow of colors before they fall to the ground.

Suddenly, he noticed - much to his delight - that a delicious chocolate pumpkin pie had been left upon the sidewalk, with nobody to guard it. Although he had just seen American Pie with some friends, which gave him some interesting ideas, he decided to eat the pie.

Unfortunately, the pie had been poisoned. As the poison Rand McNallied its way through peppers veins, a magic pixie appeared and offered a cure if Pepper could complete a quest. The quest was to retrieve the Holy Fermented Milk Byproduct from the grip of the evil sorcerer Yogor Mo and his army of break dancing zombie kung-fu warriors.

To find and defeat the evil Yogor Mo, Pepper will need help from a band of Norse warriors, the feared Vikings of Ragnarok. Pepper went to the piers to charter a ship to the home of the Vikings, but as the ship passed through a river, the skies turned to marmalade and the nearby flowers grew to an incredible height! At this point, Pepper suspected that the pie had been half-baked by hippies.

Meanwhile, halfway around the world, a dark power had awakened within the borders of a peaceful kingdom ruled by a benevolent king; the mighty ace Hyphen One. The source of this dark power was, of course, Yogor Mo, as introducing a new enemy every paragraph would be stupid.

Pepper awoke on a strange pier in a strange land, he had a bruise on his head and didn't remember the journey to this land of strangey strangeness and people that looked oddly like gnomes in corsets. One of them approached Pepper wearing a strap on and said "Hello strange being, and welcome to our freakish land!"

Despite previous claims by those possessed of minds too small to fully grok the concept of introducing the villain more personally by way of a parallel and simultaneously revealed plot, even after his already having been named and identified, and which were therefore understandably confused by such a course of action, it is, in reality, not stupid, and will most likely continue again when a suitable branching point in the storyline presents itself, most likely after continuation of the current plot branch, to which is contributed: The gnome, clearly a leader among lesser gnomes as evidenced by his phallic badge of rank, presented Pepper with a ceremonial gilded pork nugget of good will and friendship, as per the custom of their society and era.

At that moment, in a land far away and unrelated to this story, Frosty was hit by a truck.

Pepper munched on the lovely tasting pork faggot and proceeded to the nearest pub to get information from the craggy old bartender, who was curiously named Joe, yet served beer lukewarm without choice due to the lack of refrigeration on this small island which could almost be mistaken for England, except the gnomes have good teeth. Joe the Bartender offered to sell Pepper a magical spaceship, but since the deal seemed a little shady, he declined: instead Pepper asked how to get to the land of the Vikings where, even at this very moment, Weasel was taking it up the ass from the extremely burly and redheaded Fongo the Well Endowed, captain of the Vikings' First Sexual Assault group.

Having learned from the bartender that he must speak with Festibius Windclam, the leader of the gnomes’ small stronghold on the island, to grant him a gnomish warrior as a party member who could guide Pepper’s passage farther north to the lands of the Vikings, and there, validate Pepper’s intentions as benign (so that they might allow him within their city walls,) Pepper set out to the top of the highest local hill, where Windclam Manor sat buffeted by the chill sea winds.

Simultaneously, Yogor Mo cackled manically as his levitating space islands (just like islands, but in space) descended upon the planet Yggdrasil, home to the Scandinavian Homosexual Communist-Nazi party, where upon his arrival Yogor immediately barked "Tonight" to Fongo the Well-Endowed (who had stopped sodomizing WildWeasel long enough to BitTorrent this week's episode of Enterprise, which, due to his nefarious control of the space-time continuum was available before the rest of the world), " we shall rain fiery death upon ace's Happy Kingdom, so load your spandex-clad Viking Storm troopers onto my Gravity-Defying Space Islands!" As the space islands descended, Pepper reeled in the back seat of the cab he was taking to the stronghold; when the driver asked what was wrong, Pepper didn't answer, but thought to himself I feel that something terrible has happened, as if a thousand non-sequiturs were happening all at once.

After arriving at Windclam Manor and meeting with Festibius Windclam, Pepper and his gnomish escort set off to secure the aid of Fongo the Well-Endowed, the very man who was preparing their demise.

The journey north was an arduous one, over land and sea, and already when they had made it but halfway to their destination, exhaustion began to win the battle with their wills, and so they set about searching for an appropriate place to camp until morning, when from beyond the tree line came a blood-curdling howl that shook the very earth beneath them. It was none other than Doctor Professor K.J. Anderson, world-renowned writer of science fiction novels.
 
One day Pepper was walking down the street. It was a crisp fall day and the leaves were beginning to turn into their rainbow of colors before they fall to the ground.

Suddenly, he noticed - much to his delight - that a delicious chocolate pumpkin pie had been left upon the sidewalk, with nobody to guard it. Although he had just seen American Pie with some friends, which gave him some interesting ideas, he decided to eat the pie.

Unfortunately, the pie had been poisoned. As the poison Rand McNallied its way through peppers veins, a magic pixie appeared and offered a cure if Pepper could complete a quest. The quest was to retrieve the Holy Fermented Milk Byproduct from the grip of the evil sorcerer Yogor Mo and his army of break dancing zombie kung-fu warriors.

To find and defeat the evil Yogor Mo, Pepper will need help from a band of Norse warriors, the feared Vikings of Ragnarok. Pepper went to the piers to charter a ship to the home of the Vikings, but as the ship passed through a river, the skies turned to marmalade and the nearby flowers grew to an incredible height! At this point, Pepper suspected that the pie had been half-baked by hippies.

Meanwhile, halfway around the world, a dark power had awakened within the borders of a peaceful kingdom ruled by a benevolent king; the mighty ace Hyphen One. The source of this dark power was, of course, Yogor Mo, as introducing a new enemy every paragraph would be stupid.

Pepper awoke on a strange pier in a strange land, he had a bruise on his head and didn't remember the journey to this land of strangey strangeness and people that looked oddly like gnomes in corsets. One of them approached Pepper wearing a strap on and said "Hello strange being, and welcome to our freakish land!"

Despite previous claims by those possessed of minds too small to fully grok the concept of introducing the villain more personally by way of a parallel and simultaneously revealed plot, even after his already having been named and identified, and which were therefore understandably confused by such a course of action, it is, in reality, not stupid, and will most likely continue again when a suitable branching point in the storyline presents itself, most likely after continuation of the current plot branch, to which is contributed: The gnome, clearly a leader among lesser gnomes as evidenced by his phallic badge of rank, presented Pepper with a ceremonial gilded pork nugget of good will and friendship, as per the custom of their society and era.

At that moment, in a land far away and unrelated to this story, Frosty was hit by a truck.

Pepper munched on the lovely tasting pork faggot and proceeded to the nearest pub to get information from the craggy old bartender, who was curiously named Joe, yet served beer lukewarm without choice due to the lack of refrigeration on this small island which could almost be mistaken for England, except the gnomes have good teeth. Joe the Bartender offered to sell Pepper a magical spaceship, but since the deal seemed a little shady, he declined: instead Pepper asked how to get to the land of the Vikings where, even at this very moment, Weasel was taking it up the ass from the extremely burly and redheaded Fongo the Well Endowed, captain of the Vikings' First Sexual Assault group.

Having learned from the bartender that he must speak with Festibius Windclam, the leader of the gnomes’ small stronghold on the island, to grant him a gnomish warrior as a party member who could guide Pepper’s passage farther north to the lands of the Vikings, and there, validate Pepper’s intentions as benign (so that they might allow him within their city walls,) Pepper set out to the top of the highest local hill, where Windclam Manor sat buffeted by the chill sea winds.

Simultaneously, Yogor Mo cackled manically as his levitating space islands (just like islands, but in space) descended upon the planet Yggdrasil, home to the Scandinavian Homosexual Communist-Nazi party, where upon his arrival Yogor immediately barked "Tonight" to Fongo the Well-Endowed (who had stopped sodomizing WildWeasel long enough to BitTorrent this week's episode of Enterprise, which, due to his nefarious control of the space-time continuum was available before the rest of the world), " we shall rain fiery death upon ace's Happy Kingdom, so load your spandex-clad Viking Storm troopers onto my Gravity-Defying Space Islands!" As the space islands descended, Pepper reeled in the back seat of the cab he was taking to the stronghold; when the driver asked what was wrong, Pepper didn't answer, but thought to himself I feel that something terrible has happened, as if a thousand non-sequiturs were happening all at once.

After arriving at Windclam Manor and meeting with Festibius Windclam, Pepper and his gnomish escort set off to secure the aid of Fongo the Well-Endowed, the very man who was preparing their demise.

The journey north was an arduous one, over land and sea, and already when they had made it but halfway to their destination, exhaustion began to win the battle with their wills, and so they set about searching for an appropriate place to camp until morning, when from beyond the tree line came a blood-curdling howl that shook the very earth beneath them. It was none other than Doctor Professor K.J. Anderson, world-renowned writer of science fiction novels.

"Behold my latest novel involving space subs, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Sodomy, Mr. Brain's Pork Faggots, the mighty Federation, Borg, the Rebel Alliance, and a little thing I call THE MATRIX!"
 
One day Pepper was walking down the street. It was a crisp fall day and the leaves were beginning to turn into their rainbow of colors before they fall to the ground.

Suddenly, he noticed - much to his delight - that a delicious chocolate pumpkin pie had been left upon the sidewalk, with nobody to guard it. Although he had just seen American Pie with some friends, which gave him some interesting ideas, he decided to eat the pie.

Unfortunately, the pie had been poisoned. As the poison Rand McNallied its way through peppers veins, a magic pixie appeared and offered a cure if Pepper could complete a quest. The quest was to retrieve the Holy Fermented Milk Byproduct from the grip of the evil sorcerer Yogor Mo and his army of break dancing zombie kung-fu warriors.

To find and defeat the evil Yogor Mo, Pepper will need help from a band of Norse warriors, the feared Vikings of Ragnarok. Pepper went to the piers to charter a ship to the home of the Vikings, but as the ship passed through a river, the skies turned to marmalade and the nearby flowers grew to an incredible height! At this point, Pepper suspected that the pie had been half-baked by hippies.

Meanwhile, halfway around the world, a dark power had awakened within the borders of a peaceful kingdom ruled by a benevolent king; the mighty ace Hyphen One. The source of this dark power was, of course, Yogor Mo, as introducing a new enemy every paragraph would be stupid.

Pepper awoke on a strange pier in a strange land, he had a bruise on his head and didn't remember the journey to this land of strangey strangeness and people that looked oddly like gnomes in corsets. One of them approached Pepper wearing a strap on and said "Hello strange being, and welcome to our freakish land!"

Despite previous claims by those possessed of minds too small to fully grok the concept of introducing the villain more personally by way of a parallel and simultaneously revealed plot, even after his already having been named and identified, and which were therefore understandably confused by such a course of action, it is, in reality, not stupid, and will most likely continue again when a suitable branching point in the storyline presents itself, most likely after continuation of the current plot branch, to which is contributed: The gnome, clearly a leader among lesser gnomes as evidenced by his phallic badge of rank, presented Pepper with a ceremonial gilded pork nugget of good will and friendship, as per the custom of their society and era.

At that moment, in a land far away and unrelated to this story, Frosty was hit by a truck.

Pepper munched on the lovely tasting pork faggot and proceeded to the nearest pub to get information from the craggy old bartender, who was curiously named Joe, yet served beer lukewarm without choice due to the lack of refrigeration on this small island which could almost be mistaken for England, except the gnomes have good teeth. Joe the Bartender offered to sell Pepper a magical spaceship, but since the deal seemed a little shady, he declined: instead Pepper asked how to get to the land of the Vikings where, even at this very moment, Weasel was taking it up the ass from the extremely burly and redheaded Fongo the Well Endowed, captain of the Vikings' First Sexual Assault group.

Having learned from the bartender that he must speak with Festibius Windclam, the leader of the gnomes’ small stronghold on the island, to grant him a gnomish warrior as a party member who could guide Pepper’s passage farther north to the lands of the Vikings, and there, validate Pepper’s intentions as benign (so that they might allow him within their city walls,) Pepper set out to the top of the highest local hill, where Windclam Manor sat buffeted by the chill sea winds.

Simultaneously, Yogor Mo cackled manically as his levitating space islands (just like islands, but in space) descended upon the planet Yggdrasil, home to the Scandinavian Homosexual Communist-Nazi party, where upon his arrival Yogor immediately barked "Tonight" to Fongo the Well-Endowed (who had stopped sodomizing WildWeasel long enough to BitTorrent this week's episode of Enterprise, which, due to his nefarious control of the space-time continuum was available before the rest of the world), " we shall rain fiery death upon ace's Happy Kingdom, so load your spandex-clad Viking Storm troopers onto my Gravity-Defying Space Islands!" As the space islands descended, Pepper reeled in the back seat of the cab he was taking to the stronghold; when the driver asked what was wrong, Pepper didn't answer, but thought to himself I feel that something terrible has happened, as if a thousand non-sequiturs were happening all at once.

After arriving at Windclam Manor and meeting with Festibius Windclam, Pepper and his gnomish escort set off to secure the aid of Fongo the Well-Endowed, the very man who was preparing their demise.

The journey north was an arduous one, over land and sea, and already when they had made it but halfway to their destination, exhaustion began to win the battle with their wills, and so they set about searching for an appropriate place to camp until morning, when from beyond the tree line came a blood-curdling howl that shook the very earth beneath them. It was none other than Doctor Professor K.J. Anderson, world-renowned writer of science fiction novels.

"Behold my latest novel involving space subs, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Sodomy, Mr. Brain's Pork Faggots, the mighty Federation, Borg, the Rebel Alliance, and a little thing I call THE MATRIX!" The pork faggot that Pepper had rather foolish eaten began to glow in his stomach and turned into Timothy Zahn, who erupted from Pepper's chest and did battle with Kevin, though the battle was shortlived because lightning struck Kvein, Tim, the manuscript, and Bob McDob, incinerating them all.
 
One day Pepper was walking down the street. It was a crisp fall day and the leaves were beginning to turn into their rainbow of colors before they fall to the ground.

Suddenly, he noticed - much to his delight - that a delicious chocolate pumpkin pie had been left upon the sidewalk, with nobody to guard it. Although he had just seen American Pie with some friends, which gave him some interesting ideas, he decided to eat the pie.

Unfortunately, the pie had been poisoned. As the poison Rand McNallied its way through peppers veins, a magic pixie appeared and offered a cure if Pepper could complete a quest. The quest was to retrieve the Holy Fermented Milk Byproduct from the grip of the evil sorcerer Yogor Mo and his army of break dancing zombie kung-fu warriors.

To find and defeat the evil Yogor Mo, Pepper will need help from a band of Norse warriors, the feared Vikings of Ragnarok. Pepper went to the piers to charter a ship to the home of the Vikings, but as the ship passed through a river, the skies turned to marmalade and the nearby flowers grew to an incredible height! At this point, Pepper suspected that the pie had been half-baked by hippies.

Meanwhile, halfway around the world, a dark power had awakened within the borders of a peaceful kingdom ruled by a benevolent king; the mighty ace Hyphen One. The source of this dark power was, of course, Yogor Mo, as introducing a new enemy every paragraph would be stupid.

Pepper awoke on a strange pier in a strange land, he had a bruise on his head and didn't remember the journey to this land of strangey strangeness and people that looked oddly like gnomes in corsets. One of them approached Pepper wearing a strap on and said "Hello strange being, and welcome to our freakish land!"

Despite previous claims by those possessed of minds too small to fully grok the concept of introducing the villain more personally by way of a parallel and simultaneously revealed plot, even after his already having been named and identified, and which were therefore understandably confused by such a course of action, it is, in reality, not stupid, and will most likely continue again when a suitable branching point in the storyline presents itself, most likely after continuation of the current plot branch, to which is contributed: The gnome, clearly a leader among lesser gnomes as evidenced by his phallic badge of rank, presented Pepper with a ceremonial gilded pork nugget of good will and friendship, as per the custom of their society and era.

At that moment, in a land far away and unrelated to this story, Frosty was hit by a truck.

Pepper munched on the lovely tasting pork faggot and proceeded to the nearest pub to get information from the craggy old bartender, who was curiously named Joe, yet served beer lukewarm without choice due to the lack of refrigeration on this small island which could almost be mistaken for England, except the gnomes have good teeth. Joe the Bartender offered to sell Pepper a magical spaceship, but since the deal seemed a little shady, he declined: instead Pepper asked how to get to the land of the Vikings where, even at this very moment, Weasel was taking it up the ass from the extremely burly and redheaded Fongo the Well Endowed, captain of the Vikings' First Sexual Assault group.

Having learned from the bartender that he must speak with Festibius Windclam, the leader of the gnomes’ small stronghold on the island, to grant him a gnomish warrior as a party member who could guide Pepper’s passage farther north to the lands of the Vikings, and there, validate Pepper’s intentions as benign (so that they might allow him within their city walls,) Pepper set out to the top of the highest local hill, where Windclam Manor sat buffeted by the chill sea winds.

Simultaneously, Yogor Mo cackled manically as his levitating space islands (just like islands, but in space) descended upon the planet Yggdrasil, home to the Scandinavian Homosexual Communist-Nazi party, where upon his arrival Yogor immediately barked "Tonight" to Fongo the Well-Endowed (who had stopped sodomizing WildWeasel long enough to BitTorrent this week's episode of Enterprise, which, due to his nefarious control of the space-time continuum was available before the rest of the world), " we shall rain fiery death upon ace's Happy Kingdom, so load your spandex-clad Viking Storm troopers onto my Gravity-Defying Space Islands!" As the space islands descended, Pepper reeled in the back seat of the cab he was taking to the stronghold; when the driver asked what was wrong, Pepper didn't answer, but thought to himself I feel that something terrible has happened, as if a thousand non-sequiturs were happening all at once.

After arriving at Windclam Manor and meeting with Festibius Windclam, Pepper and his gnomish escort set off to secure the aid of Fongo the Well-Endowed, the very man who was preparing their demise.

The journey north was an arduous one, over land and sea, and already when they had made it but halfway to their destination, exhaustion began to win the battle with their wills, and so they set about searching for an appropriate place to camp until morning, when from beyond the tree line came a blood-curdling howl that shook the very earth beneath them. It was none other than Doctor Professor K.J. Anderson, world-renowned writer of science fiction novels.

"Behold my latest novel involving space subs, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Sodomy, Mr. Brain's Pork Faggots, the mighty Federation, Borg, the Rebel Alliance, and a little thing I call THE MATRIX!" The pork faggot that Pepper had rather foolish eaten began to glow in his stomach and turned into Timothy Zahn, who erupted from Pepper's chest and did battle with Kevin, though the battle was shortlived because lightning struck Kvein, Tim, the manuscript, and Bob McDob, incinerating them all.

Pepper watched the battle with detatched interest, with most of his attention now directed to the large Timothy Zahn shaped hole in his chest. The gnome was busy trying to save the burning scraps of the manuscript, which sounded like the greatest thing ever to him.
 
One day Pepper was walking down the street. It was a crisp fall day and the leaves were beginning to turn into their rainbow of colors before they fall to the ground.

Suddenly, he noticed - much to his delight - that a delicious chocolate pumpkin pie had been left upon the sidewalk, with nobody to guard it. Although he had just seen American Pie with some friends, which gave him some interesting ideas, he decided to eat the pie.

Unfortunately, the pie had been poisoned. As the poison Rand McNallied its way through peppers veins, a magic pixie appeared and offered a cure if Pepper could complete a quest. The quest was to retrieve the Holy Fermented Milk Byproduct from the grip of the evil sorcerer Yogor Mo and his army of break dancing zombie kung-fu warriors.

To find and defeat the evil Yogor Mo, Pepper will need help from a band of Norse warriors, the feared Vikings of Ragnarok. Pepper went to the piers to charter a ship to the home of the Vikings, but as the ship passed through a river, the skies turned to marmalade and the nearby flowers grew to an incredible height! At this point, Pepper suspected that the pie had been half-baked by hippies.

Meanwhile, halfway around the world, a dark power had awakened within the borders of a peaceful kingdom ruled by a benevolent king; the mighty ace Hyphen One. The source of this dark power was, of course, Yogor Mo, as introducing a new enemy every paragraph would be stupid.

Pepper awoke on a strange pier in a strange land, he had a bruise on his head and didn't remember the journey to this land of strangey strangeness and people that looked oddly like gnomes in corsets. One of them approached Pepper wearing a strap on and said "Hello strange being, and welcome to our freakish land!"

Despite previous claims by those possessed of minds too small to fully grok the concept of introducing the villain more personally by way of a parallel and simultaneously revealed plot, even after his already having been named and identified, and which were therefore understandably confused by such a course of action, it is, in reality, not stupid, and will most likely continue again when a suitable branching point in the storyline presents itself, most likely after continuation of the current plot branch, to which is contributed: The gnome, clearly a leader among lesser gnomes as evidenced by his phallic badge of rank, presented Pepper with a ceremonial gilded pork nugget of good will and friendship, as per the custom of their society and era.

At that moment, in a land far away and unrelated to this story, Frosty was hit by a truck.

Pepper munched on the lovely tasting pork faggot and proceeded to the nearest pub to get information from the craggy old bartender, who was curiously named Joe, yet served beer lukewarm without choice due to the lack of refrigeration on this small island which could almost be mistaken for England, except the gnomes have good teeth. Joe the Bartender offered to sell Pepper a magical spaceship, but since the deal seemed a little shady, he declined: instead Pepper asked how to get to the land of the Vikings where, even at this very moment, Weasel was taking it up the ass from the extremely burly and redheaded Fongo the Well Endowed, captain of the Vikings' First Sexual Assault group.

Having learned from the bartender that he must speak with Festibius Windclam, the leader of the gnomes’ small stronghold on the island, to grant him a gnomish warrior as a party member who could guide Pepper’s passage farther north to the lands of the Vikings, and there, validate Pepper’s intentions as benign (so that they might allow him within their city walls,) Pepper set out to the top of the highest local hill, where Windclam Manor sat buffeted by the chill sea winds.

Simultaneously, Yogor Mo cackled manically as his levitating space islands (just like islands, but in space) descended upon the planet Yggdrasil, home to the Scandinavian Homosexual Communist-Nazi party, where upon his arrival Yogor immediately barked "Tonight" to Fongo the Well-Endowed (who had stopped sodomizing WildWeasel long enough to BitTorrent this week's episode of Enterprise, which, due to his nefarious control of the space-time continuum was available before the rest of the world), " we shall rain fiery death upon ace's Happy Kingdom, so load your spandex-clad Viking Storm troopers onto my Gravity-Defying Space Islands!" As the space islands descended, Pepper reeled in the back seat of the cab he was taking to the stronghold; when the driver asked what was wrong, Pepper didn't answer, but thought to himself I feel that something terrible has happened, as if a thousand non-sequiturs were happening all at once.

After arriving at Windclam Manor and meeting with Festibius Windclam, Pepper and his gnomish escort set off to secure the aid of Fongo the Well-Endowed, the very man who was preparing their demise.

The journey north was an arduous one, over land and sea, and already when they had made it but halfway to their destination, exhaustion began to win the battle with their wills, and so they set about searching for an appropriate place to camp until morning, when from beyond the tree line came a blood-curdling howl that shook the very earth beneath them. It was none other than Doctor Professor K.J. Anderson, world-renowned writer of science fiction novels.

"Behold my latest novel involving space subs, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Sodomy, Mr. Brain's Pork Faggots, the mighty Federation, Borg, the Rebel Alliance, and a little thing I call THE MATRIX!" The pork faggot that Pepper had rather foolish eaten began to glow in his stomach and turned into Timothy Zahn, who erupted from Pepper's chest and did battle with Kevin, though the battle was short-lived because lightning struck Kevin, Tim, the manuscript, and Bob McDob, incinerating them all.

Pepper watched the battle with detached interest, with most of his attention now directed to the large Timothy Zahn shaped hole in his chest. The gnome was busy trying to save the burning scraps of the manuscript, which sounded like the greatest thing ever to him.

Distressed though Pepper was over the wound he had just suffered (which, incidentally was already beginning to heal at a remarkable rate as a result of the dispersion of Anderson’s evil vibes,) he still had the presence of mind to order his gnomish companion, whose name was Kurt, to forget his futile quest to save the shattered manuscript and rest for the night, for a long trek still lay ahead.
 
In the morning they awoke, struck camp and moved over the next ridge of hills, revealing to them that the Land of the Vikings was in fact a short walk away (eliciting many grumbles from Kurt, who still had blueballs from his naughty Olsen Twins dreams the night before).
 
In the morning they awoke, struck camp and moved over the next ridge of hills, revealing to them that the Land of the Vikings was in fact a short walk away (eliciting many grumbles from Kurt, who still had blueballs from his naughty Olsen Twins dreams the night before).

They arrived at their destination. It was night, rain was pouring torrentially, and sudden bursts of lightning lit the massive walls of the Viking city ominously.
 
One of the great things about the old AHCZ was the fact that you could remove annoying code like that from appearing in subsequent posts.
 
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