As promised, my friend John and I spent Saturday afternoon heading down to an amazing used computer store in Woodbridge, Virginia. I was introduced to the store, L & Y Electronics, by Joe Garrity some years ago and it is truly amazing: rooms of old equipment and software stacked floor to ceiling in no particular order. It's run by an older Korean woman with whom you must haggle to make your purchase. Having the patience to dig through it can really pay off: Joe and I have found some true gems over the years.
... but not today! With the exception of a TRS-80 in a corner and a PowerMac that may have been the same model as Bertha wedged under some servers, all the systems I could find were Pentium IIIs or better in garish modern cases (what ever happened to austere beige rectangles?!) I finally asked Susie if she had a 486 hiding somewhere. She did! There was one in the back, she just needed to dig around for it. (She also mentioned she had a 386, and mentioned that I might like it more since it would have more gold in it. Which seems sad, but I guess that's who I'm competing with in the search for retro computers.)
After about twenty minutes she returned with an enormous, terrifically heavy desktop unit. With a turo button! And a cool '486' badge! And a clock speed indicator. This all seemed promising. They dug out an AT keyboard and plugged it in to the test station. And it booted... somewhat. 16 megs of RAM, good. Then: no hard drive. The display revealed that this was an earlier, slower 486: 33 MHz. I also couldn't get a feel for the available slots. Closer inspection revealed that the plastic over the power button was cracked and disgusting... no PS/2 ports... this just wasn't the computer I wanted.
I felt awful making them go through the trouble of digging it up and testing it. Should I give them the hundred bucks and bring home another computer I wasn't going to use? The old LOAF would probably have done that. So I left emptyhanded. A pair of G4 cubes were tempting, but I decided I wasn't willing to spend $150 I didn't have so I'd have something interesting to talk about here. Stay on mission! (And besides, their plastic was kind of scratched up.)
Instead what I got was a realization: the purpose of this fourth computer project needs to be to build the perfect 486 from scratch. I haven't done that before: Bertha, Karga and Lazarus were about restoring existing computers (with increasing degrees of difficulty.) So that's what's going to make this one special: I'm going to source the old parts myself and I'm going to learn how you put early 1990s PCs together. And I'm going to do it RIGHT: tracking down the perfect case and the ideal motherboard and exactly the right model of processor and so on. At the risk of further contributing to this series' already unfortunate subtext, I'm not buying any random trash: I only want the 486 of my dreams.
... now I just need to figure out exactly what that is.
(And John bought himself a Nintendo 64, though, so the trip was not wasted!)