Dear Poster,
Hello! I sincerely hope that you are enjoying your time at {INSERT WEBSITE}'s Wing Commander forums, and hope that you will continue to contribute to the myriad of interesting discussions. However, please be aware that your recent posting has necessitated this form letter, as YOUR CRITICISM OF THE WING COMMANDER MOVIE IS MORONIC AND UNINSPIRED.
For your convenience, we have checked off the complaint(s) which you have made regarding the Wing Commander Movie.
|_| IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE WING COMMANDER (1)!
|_| WING COMMANDER IS DAS BOOT IN SPACE!
|_| THE ACTORS ARE EUROPEAN!
|_| THE ACTORS ARE AMERICAN!
|*| THERE IS SOUND IN SPACE!
|_| THE KILRATHI ARE GREEN!
|_| I'VE NEVER HEARD OF PILGRIMS BEFORE!
|_| I JUST PLAIN DON'T LIKE MR. OBUTU!
|_| OTHER:
Mean Comments: {Go watch the freaking 'Sonar Scene' again. There is NO POINT where it even begins to imply what you and dozens of others seem to have taken from it. They watch the Kilrathi destroyer squadron approach on the radar, the destroyer squadron starts to follow the decoy, everyone cheers, Paladin sees that one destroyer is still inbound and goes "Shh!" and points this out. It is VERY VERY CLEAR that the point is 'Don't celebrate, we're *UNDER ATTACK*' and not 'I think the enemy can *HEAR* me in space!'.}
Please note that this is in no way, shape or form an attempt to subvert your right to 'free speech', nor is it an attempt to 'force' an opinion on you. No one has ever been banned for disliking the Wing Commander movie. In fact, you will be very hard pressed to find anyone who believes the movie is a well organized narrative. We are simply all very, very tired of the same childish rants about green cats and Pilgrims. Thank you.
Sincerely,
LOAF