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Who needs "best Movie quotes" when there's plenty of great real-life material out there by famous historical figures & other actual people?...
Give us your best. (Heck, material from Dan Quayle and "W" alone could fill this thread for months!...)
Anyway, here's two to start off, both Winston Churchill (actually, these 2 are paraphrases, since I don't have time to look up the exact wording):
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Lady Astor, seeing Winston Churchill drunk at some social function:
Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!
WInston Churchill:
And you, my lady, are ugly; the difference is, when I wake up tomorrow, I shall be sober...
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Another famous British socialite:
If I were your wife, Mr. Churchill, I'd put poison in your tea.
Churchill again:
Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it....
Give us your best. (Heck, material from Dan Quayle and "W" alone could fill this thread for months!...)
Anyway, here's two to start off, both Winston Churchill (actually, these 2 are paraphrases, since I don't have time to look up the exact wording):
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Lady Astor, seeing Winston Churchill drunk at some social function:
Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!
WInston Churchill:
And you, my lady, are ugly; the difference is, when I wake up tomorrow, I shall be sober...
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Another famous British socialite:
If I were your wife, Mr. Churchill, I'd put poison in your tea.
Churchill again:
Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it....