Mech Ball Championship delayed

Mech Ball championship delayed is a News Bulletin by Gerald Hopkins posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. The article denotes a 40% increase in the price of power loaders on Hades.

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Mech Ball championship delayed
Alternative Sports correspondent Gerald Hopkins reports.
This year's Mech Ball Finals, to be held on the planet of Hades, has had to be delayed due to a shortage of Power Loaders, the game's most important piece of equipment. The game, which involves two teams of 15 wearing Power Loaders trying to score a 'go' by carrying a two tonne Brikcrete ball across the opponent's go line, can only be started once more imports of Power Loaders have arrived. 'Ye canna git a suit fa love naw money', wailed Chunky Stewart, captain of the reigning champions Jambo Pagger.