Smart bomb, dumb pilot

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Smart bomb, dumb pilot is a News Bulletin by Will Enford posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. The article denotes a 55% increase in the price of fertilite on Hades.

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Smart bomb, dumb pilot
Military authority Will Enford comments.
Hades inhabitants were up in arms yesterday, following a blunder by the local Militia Air Reserve. The incident occurred while Thripp Ground Attack craft practiced using the Descartes Self-guided munition. The target was a series of disused warehouses; unfortunately, a novice pilot flying one of the craft mistook the planet's main Fertilite refinery as his target.. and let fly with both of the bombs his craft was carrying. The high-tech weaponry did its job, and Fertilite imports are now urgently required.