Are you weedier than an abandoned hydroponics unit?

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Are you weedier than an abandoned hydroponics unit? is a News Bulletin posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. It does not impact commodity prices.

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Are you weedier than an abandoned hydroponics unit?
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