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The beer that doesn't fart about <BR> | |||
We at Plain and Simple don't hold with fancy language, with your la-di-da and other poncery. <BR> | |||
When we make something, we tell you what it does, such as our 'Hits Things Hard' Hydro-Hammer, or our 'Goes Quite Fast' Family Automobile. Now, we've branched into the liquor industry, with our all-new 'Gets You Pissed' Cheap Beer. Available in two varieties; Strong and Very Strong. Buy 'Gets You Pissed' Cheap Beer - it gets you pissed. And it's cheap.<BR> | |||
'Gets You Pissed' Cheap Beer. A Plain and Simple venture | |||
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Latest revision as of 07:22, 3 July 2011
The beer that doesn't fart about is a News Bulletin posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. It does not impact commodity prices.
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The beer that doesn't fart about
We at Plain and Simple don't hold with fancy language, with your la-di-da and other poncery.
When we make something, we tell you what it does, such as our 'Hits Things Hard' Hydro-Hammer, or our 'Goes Quite Fast' Family Automobile. Now, we've branched into the liquor industry, with our all-new 'Gets You Pissed' Cheap Beer. Available in two varieties; Strong and Very Strong. Buy 'Gets You Pissed' Cheap Beer - it gets you pissed. And it's cheap.
'Gets You Pissed' Cheap Beer. A Plain and Simple venture
