Noram Blagger

Noram Blagger
Date	2790
Type	Search and Destroy
Payment	14,000 CR
Objectives	Survive all waypoints and pick up the undamaged cargo pods. Destroy lasertowers.
Failure	Cargo pod at any waypoint is destroyed.
Landouts	0 (36), 2 (120), 3 (24), 2 (21)
Previous	New Crius Examiner - Military Dreadnought
Next	Phat-Tunes, Inc.

Mission Layout

• Nav #36
• 3 Skull (SK 4)

• Nav #120 (Athos)
  • 4 Lasertower (K) (NA)

• Nav #24
  • 3 Leighat (SK 5)

• Nav #21
  • 1 Drakkar (K) (SK 5) ("SCORPIO")

Bulletin Board

PERSONAL E-MAIL TO SER LEV ARRIS.
FROM: SENATOR NORAM BLAGGER, ANHUR GOV. HQ.

Please Ser Arris, you are my only hope. My ten year old daughter has been kidnapped by some maniac who has her floating around in a cargo pod somewhere. I have paid his ransom, but he has not brought her back to me. Instead, he has sent me a mail demanding that I hire you for this mission. Fly to Nav Point #36 and pick up a pod in which he will give you instructions on how to find her.

For the love of god, please help me.

Diary

Working for: Senator Noram Blagger
Go to Nav Point #36, and pick up the pod.

E-Mail

Look at you, you think you're so cool, swanning round the galaxy saving damsels in distress. Well let me tell you, I'm number one now, you do exactly as I say, otherwise the senators daughter is gonna be sucking vacuum.

Figure this one out for your next Nav point!

Two pirate clans are smuggling Brain Implants from Hermes to Crius.
The Kiowans' can carry 70 tonnes and make a return in 12 hours. The Papogods' can carry 100 tonnes, but take 16 hours a run.
Which ship will have carried the most off Hermes after 12 days?
Remember a Hermes day is 32 hours long. Divide your answer by 20 for the next Nav point number.

Diary

Working for: Senator Noram Blagger
Got to figure out this maniac's puzzle to get me to the next Nav Point, or the girl chokes.

Two pirate clans are smuggling Brain Implants from Hermes to Crius.
The Kiowans' can carry 70 tonnes and make a return in 12 hours. The Papogods' can carry 100 tonnes, but take 16 hours a run.
Which ship will have carried the most off Hermes after 12 days?
Remember a Hermes day is 32 hours long. Divide your answer by 20 for the next Nav point number.

E-Mail

Bravo, quite a show you put on hotshot. I forgot to tell you about those laser turrets, it completely slipped my mind.

I just want a little respect, that's all, but oh no, you're so high and mighty. Anyway...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Here's clue number two,
Just for you,

Everyday the heads of the CIS Special Ops. division sit down to have a meeting. Each day the division heads take up different places at the four seater table.
If there are four division heads, how many days will it take before all the different combinations are exhausted ?

Diary

Working for: Senator Noram Blagger
This lunatic is really starting to irritate me.
Got to figure out his puzzle to get to the next Nav Point.

Everyday the heads of the CIS Special Ops. division sit down to have a meeting. Each day the division heads take up different places at the four seater table.
If there are four division heads, how many days will it take before all the different combinations are exhausted ?

E-Mail

Now isn't this fun, I do so enjoy our little games, but unfortunately little Lizzi doesn't because her oxygen is starting to run out. I'm afraid that unless you get there quickly little Lizzi is going to expire.

You still don't remember me, do you? How could you decline my services I'm the best wingman in the galaxy. You're such an arrogant fool, I really hope that you figure this one out, because I am going to be there waiting. I want to hear you scream for mercy.

Bex beer is powerful stuff. For every 10 Kilos that a man weighs, it takes one litre of beer to make him stagger around senselessly abusing tourists before collapsing in a pool of his own vomit. If a 90 kilo man drank enough to make him puke, then was pushed headfirst into a square section empty rubbish bin, measuring 36cm in along each side. How many whole cm, above the base would his mouth have to be to prevent drowning when he spews?

Multiply this number by 3 to find your final Nav point.

Diary

Working for: Senator Noram Blagger
I'm going to make this bastard pay as soon as I figure out where the hell he is.

Bex beer is powerful stuff. For every 10 Kilos that a man weighs, it takes one litre of beer to make him stagger around senselessly abusing tourists before collapsing in a pool of his own vomit. If a 90 kilo man drank enough to make him puke, then was pushed headfirst into a square section empty rubbish bin, measuring 36cm in along each side. How many whole cm, above the base would his mouth have to be to prevent drowning when he spews?
Multiply this number by 3 to find your final Nav point.

E-Mail

Success	Failure
PERSONAL E-MAIL TO SER LEV ARRIS. FROM: SENATOR NORAM BLAGGER, ANHUR GOV. HQ. Thank you Ser Arris, but alas the CIS contacted me this morning to inform me that my little Lizzi had been found dead in an apartment on Anhur, she was never in space. I know you tried your best, you're an honourable man and shall receive full payment. Now leave me to mourn.	PERSONAL E-MAIL TO SER LEV ARRIS. FROM: SENATOR NORAM BLAGGER, ANHUR GOV. HQ. You BASTARD !!! How could you, my little Lizzi, I'll never see her again. I am going to make it my single goal in life to hunt you and kill you like the filthy scumbag you are!! BASTARD !!!!!!