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== Report ==  


''Congratulations...''<BR>
Congratulations... <BR>
''Athane Runter reports.''<BR>
Athane Runter reports <BR>
''Are in order for Ser Vester Ilson of Krabbis, Hermes. He's just won the Isaac system annual lottery, netting an incredibly 789,000,000 credits, which instantly catapults him to the 5th richest man in the system. Former Invoice Clerk Ilson seemed to be taking the news calmly. 'It won't change me', he said yesterday, as he hugged to cast members from hit VidShow 'Starbabes'. Yeah, Vester, whatever. ''
Are in order for Ser Vester Ilson of Krabbis, Hermes. He's just won the Isaac system annual lottery, netting an incredible 789,000,000 credits, which instantly catapults him to the 5th richest man in the system. Former Invoice Clerk Ilson seemed to be taking the news calmly. 'It won't change me', he said yesterday, as he hugged two cast members from hit VidShow 'Starbabes'. Yeah, Vester, whatever.  
 
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[[Category:News_Bulletins]]

Latest revision as of 07:31, 3 July 2011

Congratulations... is a News Bulletin by Athane Runter posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. It does not impact commodity prices.

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Congratulations...
Athane Runter reports
Are in order for Ser Vester Ilson of Krabbis, Hermes. He's just won the Isaac system annual lottery, netting an incredible 789,000,000 credits, which instantly catapults him to the 5th richest man in the system. Former Invoice Clerk Ilson seemed to be taking the news calmly. 'It won't change me', he said yesterday, as he hugged two cast members from hit VidShow 'Starbabes'. Yeah, Vester, whatever.