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'''Faulty fork fiasco''' is a [[News Bulletin]] by [[Lynne Caring]] posted to the [[Commerce and Communications Network]] in [[2790]]. The article denotes a 20% increase in the price of [[medi kits]] on [[Hermes]].
'''Faulty Fork Fiasco''' is a [[News Bulletin]] by [[Lynne Caring]] posted to the [[Commerce and Communications Network]] in [[2790]]. The article denotes a 20% increase in the price of [[medi kits]] on [[Hermes]].


== Report ==  
== Report ==  


''Faulty fork fiasco''<BR>
Faulty Fork Fiasco <BR>
''Lifestyle expert Lynne Caring reports on location from Hermes.<BR>
Lifestyle expert Lynne Caring reports on location from Hermes <BR>
''Mums and Dads, be warned of the presence of a potential death-trap in your home. If you've bought a Kiddi-Chow Auto-Fork in the last two months, check the serial number. Any models with a number beginning 5Y3 belong to a faulty batch the Kiddi-Chow factory Quality Checkers failed to spot. If you do own one of these machines, be careful not to use the 'Quick Lunch' setting, as this will send the machine into a fork-whirling frenzy; several hundred small children have already suffered horrendous injuries as a result. Hospitals are issuing emergency Medi Kits to worried patients, but supplies are low, so you may have to wait for new shipments.
Mums and Dads, be warned of the presence of a potential death-trap in your home. If you've bought a Kiddi-Chow Auto-Fork in the last two months, check the serial number. Any models with a number beginning SY3 belong to a faulty batch the Kiddi-Chow factory Quality Checkers failed to spot. If you do own one of these machines, be careful not to use the 'Quick Lunch' setting, as this will send the machine into a fork-whirling frenzy; several hundred small children have already suffered horrendous injuries as a result. Hospitals are issuing emergency Medi Kits to worried parents, but supplies are low, so you may have to wait for new shipments.  
 
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Latest revision as of 19:56, 3 July 2011

Faulty Fork Fiasco is a News Bulletin by Lynne Caring posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. The article denotes a 20% increase in the price of medi kits on Hermes.

Report

Faulty Fork Fiasco
Lifestyle expert Lynne Caring reports on location from Hermes
Mums and Dads, be warned of the presence of a potential death-trap in your home. If you've bought a Kiddi-Chow Auto-Fork in the last two months, check the serial number. Any models with a number beginning SY3 belong to a faulty batch the Kiddi-Chow factory Quality Checkers failed to spot. If you do own one of these machines, be careful not to use the 'Quick Lunch' setting, as this will send the machine into a fork-whirling frenzy; several hundred small children have already suffered horrendous injuries as a result. Hospitals are issuing emergency Medi Kits to worried parents, but supplies are low, so you may have to wait for new shipments.