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'''Defense Secretary resigns after sex shocker''' is a [[News Bulletin]] by [[Tania Gell]] posted to the [[Commerce and Communications Network]] in [[2790]]. It does not impact commodity prices.
'''Defence Secretary resigns after sex shocker''' is a [[News Bulletin]] by [[Tania Gell]] posted to the [[Commerce and Communications Network]] in [[2790]]. It does not impact commodity prices.


== Report ==  
== Report ==  


''Defense Secretary resigns after sex shocker''<BR>
Defence Secretary resigns after sex shocker <BR>
''Scandal-digger Tania Gell reports. ''<BR>
Scandal-digger Tania Gell reports <BR>
''Selton Tubsworth, Defense Secretary for Hades, revealed that he would be standing down from his position in a press conference this morning. His resignation comes two days after a former love revealed his outlandish sexual proclivities, which include penchants for fluffy rodents, rubber tubing, baths of strawberry jelly and a small bucket of molten wax. Tubsworth said he was retiring to spend more time with his menagerie.''
Selton Tubsworth, Defence Secretary for Hades, revealed that he would be standing down from his position in a press conference this morning. His resignation comes two days after a former lover revealed his outlandish sexual proclivities, which include penchants for fluffy rodents, rubber tubing, baths of strawberry jelly and a small bucket of molten wax. Tubsworth said he was retiring to spend more time with his menagerie.  
 
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Defence Secretary resigns after sex shocker is a News Bulletin by Tania Gell posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. It does not impact commodity prices.

Report

Defence Secretary resigns after sex shocker
Scandal-digger Tania Gell reports
Selton Tubsworth, Defence Secretary for Hades, revealed that he would be standing down from his position in a press conference this morning. His resignation comes two days after a former lover revealed his outlandish sexual proclivities, which include penchants for fluffy rodents, rubber tubing, baths of strawberry jelly and a small bucket of molten wax. Tubsworth said he was retiring to spend more time with his menagerie.