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''Cereal killers!''<BR>
Cereal Killers! <BR>
''Jae Viril puts the 'one' in honesty.<BR>
Jae Viril puts the 'one' in honesty <BR>
''Scenes of death and destruction abounded yesterday outside the Brakkyfun cereal factory on Hermes. Trouble started when a batch of plastic toys to be included in packets of Adrenoflakes, the top children's cereal, were mixed up with a consignment of Military-issue microbombs. Family tragedies aplenty have resulted from the error, and armed 'n' angry relatives have laid siege to the factory, baying for blood. We tried to join in by buying a Firearm from a dodgy-looking geezer in a raincoat, but he said 'Theres-a no more guns to be had, hombre. Fancy some Warp Steroids?'
Scenes of death and destruction abounded yesterday outside the Brekkyfun cereal factory on Hermes. Trouble started when a batch of plastic toys to be included in packets of Adrenoflakes, the top children's cereal, were mixed up with a consignment of Military-issue microbombs. Family tragedies aplenty have resulted from the error, and armed 'n' angry relatives have laid siege to the factory, baying for blood. We tried to join in by buying a Firearm from a dodgy-looking geezer in a raincoat, but he said 'Theres-a no more guns to be had, hombre. Fancy some Warp Steroids ?'  
 
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[[Category:News_Bulletins]]

Revision as of 08:10, 3 July 2011

Cereal killers! is a News Bulletin by Jae Viril posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. The article denotes a 35% increase in the price of firearms on Hermes.

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Cereal Killers!
Jae Viril puts the 'one' in honesty
Scenes of death and destruction abounded yesterday outside the Brekkyfun cereal factory on Hermes. Trouble started when a batch of plastic toys to be included in packets of Adrenoflakes, the top children's cereal, were mixed up with a consignment of Military-issue microbombs. Family tragedies aplenty have resulted from the error, and armed 'n' angry relatives have laid siege to the factory, baying for blood. We tried to join in by buying a Firearm from a dodgy-looking geezer in a raincoat, but he said 'Theres-a no more guns to be had, hombre. Fancy some Warp Steroids ?'