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Cannibal horror as hundreds starve on Hephaestus <BR> | |||
Yosser Wilkins is on the scene <BR> | |||
Hephaestus Militia patrol the streets following incidents of murder and cannibalism after crop failure caused extensive food shortages. 2,093 citizens have been reported missing, and several have been arrested following BinBots reporting human remains being deposited in them. Food imports are being urgently requested to try and stem the planet's descent into chaos. 'I just had to eat, man' one wild-eyed loon told us as he was dragged off by the police. | |||
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Latest revision as of 07:51, 3 July 2011
Cannibal horror as hundreds starve on Hephaestus is a News Bulletin by Yosser Wilkins posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. The article denotes a 40% increase in the price of grain, fertilite, fresh water, livestock and Synthi meat on Hephaestus.
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Cannibal horror as hundreds starve on Hephaestus
Yosser Wilkins is on the scene
Hephaestus Militia patrol the streets following incidents of murder and cannibalism after crop failure caused extensive food shortages. 2,093 citizens have been reported missing, and several have been arrested following BinBots reporting human remains being deposited in them. Food imports are being urgently requested to try and stem the planet's descent into chaos. 'I just had to eat, man' one wild-eyed loon told us as he was dragged off by the police.
