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'''Star arrested in food fight frenzy''' is a [[News Bulletin]] by [[Zeus Padanga]] posted to the [[Commerce and Communications Network]] in [[2790]]. The article denotes a 30% increase in the price of [[grain]], [[fertilite]], [[fresh water]], [[livestock]] and [[Synthi meat]] on [[Hades]].

== Report == 

Star arrested in food fight frenzy <BR>
Zeus Padanga reports from Hades <BR>
Zak Skintight, lead singer of hit pongo band The Buttock Men, was in prison on Hades last night, facing charges of affray, disorderly conduct and mass murder. Apparently, during his last concert, broadcast planet-wide, Zak shouted 'Food Fight!', leading to riots and food wastage on an unprecedented scale. Gross shortages of all foodstuffs have resulted, and many have starved as a result. When asked for comment, Zak winked and said 'It's a bit of a arf, innit?'. Keep on rocking, Zak. 

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