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'''Have you ever wondered what human flesh tastes like?''' is a [[News Bulletin]] posted to the [[Commerce and Communications Network]] in [[2790]]. It does not impact commodity prices.

== Report == 

Have you ever wondered what human flesh tastes like? <BR>
You're palate is jaded...you've tried the finest foodstuff the galaxy has to offer, and yet you're still looking for the ultimate taste sensation. <BR>
Well, now your search is over! The Long Pig Company present for your delectation Real Human Flesh! We've taken cell samples from the tastiest people alive, and vat-grown synthetic copies of their flesh. Now you can tuck into a big plate of real person...without the CIS coming a-knocking on your door! Real Human Flesh. Only 25 credits a kilo. 

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