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'''Defence Secretary resigns after sex shocker''' is a [[News Bulletin]] by [[Tania Gell]] posted to the [[Commerce and Communications Network]] in [[2790]]. It does not impact commodity prices.

== Report == 

Defence Secretary resigns after sex shocker <BR>
Scandal-digger Tania Gell reports <BR>
Selton Tubsworth, Defence Secretary for Hades, revealed that he would be standing down from his position in a press conference this morning. His resignation comes two days after a former lover revealed his outlandish sexual proclivities, which include penchants for fluffy rodents, rubber tubing, baths of strawberry jelly and a small bucket of molten wax. Tubsworth said he was retiring to spend more time with his menagerie. 

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