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'''The Zak is back!''' is a [[News Bulletin]] by [[Andrew Bramley-Hill]] posted to the [[Commerce and Communications Network]] in [[2790]]. The article denotes a 25% decrease in the price of [[fresh water]] on [[Crius]].

== Report == 

''The Zak is back!''<BR>
''Impressionable groupie Andrew Bramley-Hill writes.<BR>
''It was the best of days and the worst of days on Crius yesterday, host to the All-System Dribbling Competition. Zak Skintight, legendary frontman of Rock superbeings The Buttock Men, regained the Spittle Crown after a three year absence due to touring and unconsciousness. Unfortunately, so many competitors entered that a huge 'pool of drool' has resulted, emitting a noisome stench. Once it has been processed there will be a considerable surplus of Fresh Water, although it will be recommended for agricultural use only. 'It's a bit of a larf, innit', said Zak when we asked him for comment. 

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