CIS Bulletin (8)
....Fraser Moores....Christopher Fatanis....Jeremy Allison....Jonathan Heastie....
If you know the whereabouts of any of the individuals named above, please contact your nearest CIS station. They have been judged to have acted in a manner which breaches levels of acceptable abnormality, and are required to undergo corrective surgery and therapy. Charges against these felons include the excessive use of silly voices, overindulgence in various illegal stimulants, and the repetition of annoying catchphrases which breach noise pollution regulations.