That's it!

overmortal

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That's it. I've had enough. To stop this madness, I'm going to post part of my latest (and worst) privateer story, in an attempt to show you how painful it is to read someone else's bad fiction!



[QUOTE="Drop Dead", another lame story]I rubbed my face, glad that the ordeal was coming to an end. Mr. Kepler hadn't been very cooperative; no, not at all. I'm a privateer. My partner, Snake, and I fly missions for hire. When we complete a mission, we usually prefer to recieve full payment . . . actually, we always prefer to recieve full payment. Plus some. Mr. Kepler, however, wasn't terribly satisfied with the quality of the ore we'd just delivered to him. Iron ore isn't very common here on Tersa IV, the "Obsidian Sphere" as this planet is sometimes called. Most of the surface was covered by large mountains composed of semi-precious stone. It had been terra-formed over a century ago, but it wasn't capable of supporting a wide variety of vegetations. The main exports were precious stones and ultra high-grade silica. Nearly everything had to be imported to the planet; food, fuel, clothing, and building materials. This shipment of ore we'd just delivered was apparently too low-grade to build the mining equipment that they'd intended it for. Mr. Kepler, a man in his early 50's with greying red hair and a firm grip, had insisted that we "return to sender."

The problem was that we had another job lined up and were eager to load our new cargo and head out. His majesty wasn't too pleased, then, when we told him to take up the issue with his supplier and then asked for our payment. After a debate over contractual obligations (and a few threats of legal action), he finally offered half of our original payment. I was furious, but didn't have time to argue with him. I was already late to meet with our next employer for the contract signing, and Snake was busy checking over the local publications for more job opportunities. Fortunately, our next employer's office was located in this same commercial building, just a few floors up. I, personally, was eager to return my pistol to its holster. This particular commercial structure allowed individuals to carry weapons on them as long as the weapon wasn't concealed. However, I had agreed to leave my sidearm in a cardboard deposit box just outside Mr. Kepler's door. My hip felt naked without the weapon in its holster. I kept it on my hip because it was much more "ergonomic", or, I could get to it more quickly when I felt the need.

Mr. Kepler finally handed back the manifest with "Paid" stamped at the bottom. I would have preferred "Paid in Full". I took it from his hand and headed for the door, perusing it on my way, still seething. "A pleasure doing business with you.", he said to my back, sarcasm dripping in his voice, and then a muffled cough. Normally, I would leave without a response, but today I just felt game. "Drop dead."

Thud.[/QUOTE]


. . . yes, yes, yes, I know. It's shameless. Shut up.
 
There is only one truly great story ever written. And here it is:

john and jack deal with kilrathi


title
john and jack deal with kilrathi

charactors
John Jackson - space ace pilot, flies really good and was his first in the class at academy
Jack Johnson - John's twin brother, also flies really good but not as good as John Jackson, second in the class at the academy
Wilson "Stickers Smith - rookie pilot, doesnt fly good at all, everone makes fun to him
Jane "Sparky" McLaren - engineer person who fixes all the planes after the pilots fly them
Admirol Jeffrey Tolwyn - person who controls the ship, he was in WC3
Carnie Wilson - also flies, she's really good and is in charge of the wing

story

"FUCKING SHIT THERE'S CATS EVERYWHERE" SAID JOhn Jackson over the radio to Jack Johnson

"I KNOW LET'S KILL THEM" he replied to his brother

John flew his arrow around the kilrathi while his brother jack stayed flying the same way (towards John) they both shot at the cats blowing up everything! They also almost shot eachother (they were flying towards eachother from opposite ways)

"WATCH OUT YOU FUCKING RETARD" screamed Jack into the radio

"OOPS SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT YOU HAHA" john said

they flew back to the TCS Harmonica and landed on the runway

chapter 2 "WELL ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME E YOU GOT BACK YOU JERKS I THOUGHT MY SHIPS WERE GONE FOR GOOD HA" said Sparky when they got out she saw the burn barks from the lasers they shot at eachother while killing the cats and said "MAN I JUST FIXED THESE THIGNS that's coming out of YOUR pays guys!" the brothers cried about losing money

chapter 3

"hey SEXY" john said to carnie as they walked into the bar of the ship she smiled at his boyish ways

"give me a shot of beer plese" jack said to the bartender, Shotglass. "me too" added john. they drank their beers and ordered more and drank them also. tgey played against eachother in the simulator and john won because he's better they ordered more vodka and then talked to shotglass about the war.

"I FUCKING HATE THOSE CATS" SAid shotglass as he poured another round

"me too" said john

"yeah" said jack

"they killed my friend Al back when i was on the Tiger Claw"

"really?"

"yes"

"they shot him while he WAS FLYING IN THE VEGA OUTERSPACE I THINK HE WAS IN A DARKET WHEN HE DIED"

that's sad"

"yearh, sorry"

"goodnight guys"

"goodnight" they said back

they went to their dorm room and went to sleep in their beds (roommates)

chapter 4

john woke up the next morning and saw jack was sleeping with Carnie Wilson, expert pilot on the ship

"FUCKING A YOU GUYS HAD SEX?!???" he screamed

they woke up

"yes we did" said jack

john cried because he liked Carnie a lot and his brother stole her from, him.

"RED ALERT" screeched the speakers in the wall "CATS ARE ATTACKING THE WING COMMANDER ACADEMY ON VENUS"

"oh no!"

chapter 4

they ran to their ships as fast as they could! sirens are going off they hopped into the planes and hit the afterburners so they could leave, they flew out the side and entered outer space they started the hiperactive super drives and flew 80,00 light years to mercury so they could help fight (they were at kilrah when they started)"activate mass acceleartion iron drivers now!" screamed carnie wilson over the radio

they activated the mass accelration iron drivers and prepared to kill some pussy

chpater 5

they flew into atmosphere where the cats were and used their telephatic ray guns to annihilated the bombers who were attacking the academy "nice work kids but we have to get the carrier as well so they cant send reinforcers" she said. "okay" they replied they flew back into space and headed towards the carrier! they launched fighters! engage! carnie ordered the brothers. they engaged them, flying all over the place, cats were blowing up everywhere! they killed them all and turned back towards the carrier to blow it up

"WARNING PROXIMITY ALARM IS GOING OFF" the computer said to the pilots

"huh? there isn't anyone near us -- ACK ! CLOCKED FIGHTERS BEHIND US strakha shoot them! they're too close!" said carnie as her ship blew up killing her

john flew around and tried to get missile lock in his Condor. "almost got it he said"

"FUCKING CHRIST HELP ME OUT MAN" said Jack

"I"M TRYING " john screamed

the Pakthan shot at jack just as john launched his missile frigate. boom! the two ships blew up simultaneoushly!

JOHN"S BROTHER DIED he screamed over the radio

John shot all the other cloaked fighters and killed the carrier

John sobbed like a 3 year old girl as he engaged his jump drive to go back home to the carrier orbitting earth he hadn't been this sad since when he found out that his dad Commodore Christopher Blair died in bugspace he barely managed to land his ship on the ship cause he was so sad.

Sparky helped him out of the plane and patted him on the back "it'll be okay" she said "i know, i just need time" he choked on his words

finally, they won the war.

THE END
by Ziggy Stardust

i forgot to say that they didn't have ot pay for the ships thet they broke in the first part (one of them died and sparky felt bad for the other guy and made him not have to pay she has a big heart under her tough exterior)

[Edit: I lied, this one's good too:

https://www.wcnews.com/loaf/wwwboard/messages/1372.html]
 
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Thanks, here's the sequel:

title
in memoria ex le jacques

story chapter 1
the crue of the TCS harmonica were all standing in torpedo bay 13 watching the memory service in memory of jack johnson, john's brother. as the reverand jeffrey tolwyn (he went to semenary school after the war won) read the prayers for his memory and his funeral the crew stood in the torpedo bay 13 watching sadly. after reverend toylwn read the story leuatienant carnie wilson played a sad sad song calld amazong grace on her bag pipes. "such a young lass it's sad to see him go, aye" screamed paladin (jim taggered)

a big black torpedo shot jack's corps into OUTER SPACE where the winds of the world will have their way with him: swoosh.after they closed the window that they threw the torpoedo out of a big grothri fighter flew over to it and snacked it with its tracter beam. "mwahaha" laughed the gothri as it pulled the thing into it's shuttle bay. "the emperer will find this very interesting indeed" gorthi said "warp 1!" the gothri flew back to kilrah to show it to the emperer.

chapter 2

john jackson was sitting at his desk in his room listening to Okay Computar when the door bell rang.

"come" he said

his father, commodare blair walked inside

he stood up

"at ease" he said, he sat back down

"i'm sad about jack" said john

"me too" said blair

"he was my brother" said john

"yeah" said blair

"now i'm your only son" said john

"yeah" said blair

"now that your other son was gone: jack" said john

"i know. its sad huh" said blair

"its too bad there isnt anyway we can get the emperer of kilrathi to use the resserection device to bring him back to life"

"yeah" said blair

"bye" said john

"see ya" said blair

john cried himself to sleep, thinking of his brother

Chapter 3
"stickers, set a course for kilrah" said tolwyn

"aye aye sir" stickers replied "asshole" he muttered under his breathe

"what'd you say?" asked tolwyn

"nothing" said stickers

"oh, okay" said tolwyn

they flew to kilrathi

Chapter 4
the gothri flew into the emperer's sleep chamber waking him up fromhis sleep

"WHAT THE FUCK HOW DARE YOU AWAKE ME ASSHOLE" said the emperor kilrathi

"im sorry my liege" said gothri to the emperor bowing to the floor in front of the emperor " i found a human to use against the humans in our experiment!" he screamed

"FUCKIN A" said the emperor jumping out of bed

they use the resuscitation device to bring Jack back to life but with an incredible side effect: jack is now half human half kilrathi

jack cried at his hideously deformed inbreed body

Chapter 5
"sir we're in kilrathi orbit" said john to the emperor

"exellent" replied admiral reverend tolwyn "now lets kill that fucking emperar once and for all! launch all fighters red alert!"

"RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT" screeched the red alert sirens, waking up the pilots

Chapter 6
john was about to kiss a hot chick in a dream when he suddenly heard red alert sirens going off

he stumbled out of bed down to the flight deck where he ran into Stickers, rookie pilot who thinks he's a hot-shot. "can i be your wingman sir now that your brother's finally out of here please?" jack punched him in the nuts for insulting his dead brother. "alright, i guess you can but you have to be a good wingman! NO FUCKING HOT DOGGING" said john to the kid crying on the floor. they got in their gladiuses mark 8 fighters.

LET"S ROCK screamed tolwyn over the intercom as the fighters launched toward the emperer

Chapter 7
the two fighters from the Harmonica were afterburning towards the emperors private room as a mysterious ship launched from his carrier.

"kid stay right on my side while i kill this man! no hot-dogging okay?????" screamed john over the radio to his wingman stickers. john got engaged with the mysterious kat ship that had launched from the emperers carriar. They flew around and around in this circle trying to kill eachother but neither succeeded.

"WHAT THE FUCK THIS GUY IS WAY TOO GOOD HE FLIES JUST LIKE I DO" said john to his wingman Stickers over the radio

"mwahaha" jack laughed as the video screen in john's rapier turned on revealing the mysterious opponent

"OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS MY dead BROTHER :~(" cried john

jack shot up his fighter real good until it disabled

stickers is now on his own

To Be Continued... ?

Ziggy's story, don't copy

john fights his brother jack


title
john fights his brother jack

chapter 1
john flew his ship into the gothri shuttle bay where the emperor is sittin on his throne waiting for him. "so you thought you could outwit us did you? mwahaha" laughed john at the empoeror. the emperor rised from his throne and walked to jack "good work, now that we have the hart of the tigers sun we'll be heros" "hurray" said jack as he got out of the fighter he was flying

they brought john to the brig where he was locked up in the cells "FUCK" he screamed at the top of his lungs but no one heard him except kilrathi guards

chapter 2
stickers was all alone in his ship orbitting kilrathi wondering what he should do.his enexperience leaves him no choice but to scream for help from someone else. "FUCKING HELP ME I"M STUCK IN OUTER SPACE" he screamed into the microphone, his voice booming in space.

"Ta da!" screamed a firekka at him as it flew its firekka class ship over to Stickers and it engaged its tracter beam to bring him home

"i'm finally going home" stickers said as he went home in the tracter beam

the firekka left

chapter 3
stickers flew into the ships shuttle bay and landed on the ground inside he got out

sparky flew over to him and gave him a gigantic hug! "OH SHIT, you finally made it back" she screamed at him

"yeah i was really scared"

"me too i thought you were gone"

"me too i was boned but a firekkan saved--" he said to sparky

"--the day" she completed his sentence for him

"we're perfect for eachother let's get married" he said

"okay"

chapter 4
deep inside the kilrathi prison jack was crying in his cell. his kilrathi have of his body didn't want to cry because kilrathi are strong. "i have to get out of this cell" he screamed "im gonna get out of here if i like it or not" he started clawing at the cell doors with his talons trying to break them.

"kablam!" said the wall behind him in a cloud of smoke as it exploded outward into the cell! john looked through the cloud of smoke to see what happened! look who he saw! "its my brother jack" he screamed "and dad!" when he saw blair behind jack

"we're busting you out of this hellhole son" said blair

"hurray" they said

"we need to fly home" said blair

"yes we need a ship to fly in" said jack

"i bet theres ships in the shuttle bay' said john

"yup" said blair

"we can fly them" said john

"yeah!" screamed jack

they ran down the hall to the elevator bay that goes to the shuttle bay along the way they ran into a platoon of kilrathi marines on training in the academy which they had to kill, luckily they found some guns in a closet

they stole a bunch of ships

chapter 5
the two brothers were flying in a broadsword back to the TCS Harmonica where they'd be sure to win a reward for their heroic actions. they landed in the fighter deck where there was a big ceremony going on in the corner -- "a WEDDING" screamed john and jack to eachother

"aye, stickers is marrying commander wilson" said paladin to the guys

"that's nice" said john

"i'm happy" said jack even though i loved her too

"RED ALERT RED ALERT ALL HANDS TO SHIPS" said reverend tolwyn

the carrier shook with explosional force as the kilrathi started shooting bombs at it a gun fell off of one of the fighters and discharged it's matter acceleration nuclear force beam and killed half the people at the wedding the only people left were Sparky and john and his brother and tolwyn and stickers

"my wife is dead" said stickers

they all were crying softly as they climbed into their fighters

chapter 6
they launched the fighters and when they got out they killed all the enemy fighters and landed back on the ship

"it's time to go home" said tolwyn to the guy at the helm

"aye aye captain" said stickers as he engaged the hyperdrive

they flew back towards earth.. and towards adventure

THE END


Episode 1: back in time


title
Episode 1: back in time

story chapter 1
john and jack are back in time in the academy during their youths and admiral jeffrey tolwyn is their teacher. this is before the war started.

"man i hate doing math homework" said john as he did his math homework

"me too" said jack as he did his math homework too

chapter 2
they were out flying a training mission in a nebula orbitting earth in epee class fighters with their classmate alex "shady" wilson being their wingleader.

"jack swoop around the nebula and look for any enemies that are hiding around the nebula" said shady

"john swoop around the nebula and look for any enemies that are hiding around the nebula the other way" said shady

jack went one way and john went the other way (around the nebula)

shady stayed where he was

they flew around the nebula looking for any enemies that were hiding but didn't find any. but when they had both flew around the nebula they met each other on the Other Side and almost hit eachother

"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU JERKASS?" screamed john at jack

"i'm sorry" john cried

"it's okay - hey let's spar" said jack

"okay"

they flew their ships around and got engaged into combat with one and another. shady noticed them fighting and screamed at them over the radio "GUYS STOP FUCKING GOOFING OFF THOSE ARE REAL FIGHTERS THIS IS NOT A SIMULATION WE COULD BLOW THEM UP AND YOU'D GET HURT AND I'd GET IN TROUBLE AND WE'D HAVE TO REPLACE THEM WITH NEW FIGHTERS" he screamed

"oh yeah" said john and jack at the same time and they flew back into formation

"engage warp drive back to earth!" he said to the radio

they turned on the hyper drive and flew back into earth and landed
 
More of my poorly-written fiction (just a small installment, even though I have much more)

[QUOTE="Drop Dead", more of the horror]
Thud.

I spun around quickly enough to make myself momentarily dizzy. There, on the floor, with a gaping, bloody hole in his forehead, was Mr. Kepler, stone dead and oozing brain matter. My first instinct was to hit the deck. I dropped to my knee and rolled onto my side, looking the room over once as I did. My eyes came to the door and found a black-clad man holding a smoking pistol, much like mine, only newer . . and with a silencer. Before I could get a close look at him, he turned and ran down the hallway. I jumped up and ran out after him, grabbing my pistol as I passed the box. Thumbing the safety off, I cocked it and fired one shot at him as he rounded a corner; it took him in the torso. Instead of crumpling as he should have, he regained his footing and kept running; the bullet embedded in some kind of body armor. Before I could fire another shot, he was around the corner, and had too much of a lead for me to chase him.

I turned back to the body of Mr. Kepler, which by now was lying in a pool of blood; the hole in his forehead clogged with remaining chunks of brain. I walked calmly and stood by the corpse, too confused by the sudden happenings to really know what to do. I just stood there, with my smoking .45 in my hand. It was my bad judgement, I guess, not to make an attempt right away to contact the authorities. A few seconds later, a young secretary peered through the doorway to see Kepler’s body with me standing over it; gun still smoking. I’m sure it didn’t look too good. I know for certain that she didn’t like the looks of it. She screamed. Loud. She dropped the folders she was carrying and ran. I still stood there, now dumbfounded. It couldn’t have been ten seconds later that Snake burst into the room; his new E-14 combat knife drawn and ready.

“What the bloody heck?”, he demanded as he surveyed the same thing the girl had seen. I looked at him, shrugged, and replied. “He got shot.”

“Why on earth would you shoot him?”, Snake continued to demand. Not being in a terribly coherent state of mind, I thought briefly and said, “Well, he only gave us half our payment.” Snake’s eye’s widened and his jaw dropped, lips in a frown: an expression of surprise. “So you put a bullet in his head?!?”, he asked incredulously.

“Well, I didn’t.”
“Who then?”
“The black-clad man.”
“The who? What?”
“I was reading the manifest and I told Kepler to drop dead. Then he did. I looked up and there was a black-clad man in the doorway holding a smoking silenced .45.”
“Why?”
“I dunno. Maybe he didn’t like him.”

Snake backed up, stuck his head out of the door, and glanced both ways down the hall. When he was sure that no one was immediately on top of us, he looked more closely at Kepler’s blood-soaked head. As soon as he was satisfied with whatever it was he was hoping to learn, he stood up and announced, “Well, the half payment is a motive. The wound will suggest your gun. Did you fire a round?” I nodded. “Yeah. The black-clad man took off, so I took a shot at him. He was wearing body-armor.” Snake thought hard. “So, you have an empty chamber, but no bullet holes to prove that your shot wasn’t the one that killed Kepler. And did anyone else see this ‘black-clad man’?” I shook my head. “I doubt it.” With that, Snake shook my hand. “You, sir, are officially screwed; and I'm not entirely sure I believe you, to be honest."

I must have looked like a child, I admit it. I was certainly scared to death. I looked at Snake, my eyes suddenly blinking uncontrollably, and said, "You gotta believe me, Snake. I didn't shoot this guy. The last thing we need is to get entangled with the authorities again." Snake took another long look at the corpse and sighed. "Well, murder has never really been your style, so I guess I believe you." He shook my hand again, then continued. "The police, however, will be another story. Let's book."

I've noticed that, for some reason, we always seem to get caught by aggressors at the most inopportune times. Just as Snake and I turned to leave the room, four security guards came bounding down the hallway opposite the black-clad man had fled down. Luckily for us, three of them were only armed with big sticks. The third, however, was wielding a low-yield neutron rifle. By "low yield", I mean low enough yield to avoid destroying an entire section of wall if you miss your target, but certainly strong enough to turn a squishy, fleshy human into a squishy, fleshy splatter across said wall. The sight of that gun brought me back to composure with a quickness, and we decided not to stick around to see if that particular guard was a good marksman. “Stop or I’ll shoot!”, he announced. “Fat chance!”, I retorted. With that, we ran down the hallway; doubled over as we ran to present a smaller target.

I’m glad we’d chosen to do that. The sound of a neutron weapon is unmistakable: something akin to the sound of a huge balloon popping, amplified through a p.a. system, with the bass response turned all the way up. No buzz, no fizzle, no pitch slides reminiscent of sci-fi movies. Just a deafening cross between a boom and a pop. That sound rang out a good three or four times in two seconds, and I felt two pulses of scorching heat zoom over my back. The other two must have been too high. The fourth shot hit the right side wall just five meters in front of me. A me-sized secion of the wall shattered and sprayed across our path in fragments of plasti-brick, drywall, and electrical wiring. The lights in the hallway went out. “Oh, good.”, Snake heaved as we dashed the next few meters. “Less light to aim by.”

I felt a little better about it, too. That is, until the next volley of shots thundered after us. We had just reached the corner (the one that the black-clad man had escaped around) when the guard fired again. I dove around the corner to safety. Snake dove in the opposite direction, slamming himself into a wall, barely avoiding two shots that were intended for him. The shots instead tore two chunks out of the wall. As soon as the debris had fallen, Snake dove across the hallway and behind the corner; I was already a good ten feet ahead of him, probing for an exit. I could hear the shouts and footsteps of the guards chasing after us. The thought suddenly occurred to me that I was carrying a .45 pistol, and that I could probably drop the three of them as they rounded the corner, and maybe even out-shoot the one with the neutron rifle, so long as my aim was better than his. The problem was that my .45 only held six shots, and I’d already fired one. Another problem was that, if I killed any security guards, I’d lose any chance I had of proving any sort of innocence. Gunplay was not an option; we had to make an escape.

Rounding another corner, Snake peered through an open doorway and spotted our salvation: an open window with a fire escape. I had already run past it when he called out to me. I turned my head to see him scrambling backwards to get to the doorway, and I did the same, hoping to dive through in time to avoid being seen by the security men. The room was an office, complete with a desk, cabinets, computer, and all other such office things. Snake and I quickly hugged the wall a few feet away from the door and prayed silently that none of the guards would peer in here far enough to see us hiding. It couldn’t have been more than seven seconds until the guards were past us and rounding the corner, but it felt like seven years. Snake and I traded glances and heaved a sigh of relief. Now that we had a moment of breathing room, we’d be able to make use of the fire escape and possibly make our way back to our ship. Snake must have read my mind for what he said next. “Well, I guess we won’t be attending our meeting upstairs, huh?” If we hadn’t been running for our lives, I might have chuckled at that.

When we were certain that the guards had indeed missed us, we scrambled to the window, and I proceeded to crawl out onto the metal fire escape. Just as I had gotten myself entirely through the opening, a fat businessman strolled casually into the room; this must have been his office. Imagine the look of shock and confusion at seeing two rough-looking characters like us making use of his window and the fire escape. Fortunately for us, in his shock, he didn’t speak. Snake, acting decisively, reached through the window and grabbed my gun from its holster.

The man’s eyes grew wide as he mumbled and stuttered, fearing the worst as Snake purposefully crossed the room, weapon in hand and trained on the man’s head. Just as I feared the man was going to scream like a little girl, Snake pistol-whipped him, leaving him out-cold but otherwise unhurt, aside from a cut on his forehead and the probability of a severe headache when he came to. As the unconscious man started to slump from his standing position, Snake gave him a gentle push so that he slid a few feet along the wall and away from the door: the same spot we’d been standing in less than thirty seconds ago. Snake handed my gun back to me. “That’ll learn ya to show up for work.” I commented. Snake smirked and climbed out the window.[/QUOTE]
 
Here's another snippet of the nonsense. I'm actually much farther along than this. This is about a quarter of the story so far. Maybe more after I finish it. . . if I finish it . . . I've been rather lazy lately.

[QUOTE="Drop Dead", another installment of stupidity.]We climbed quickly down the fire escape, making a half-hearted attempt to duck under the windows we passed in an effort to avoid being seen and intercepted. I paused for a brief moment to survey our surroundings. This building was part of a small cluster of similar buildings, which stood in the midst of a barren sandy basin about three kilometers wide. Unfortunately for us, the spaceport, along our ship, was nearly a kilometer from where we were. We’d taken a makeshift rail-train to get here from the spaceport, but I suddenly realized that we wouldn’t be able to take the train back if the actual planetary police were alerted to the incident with Mr. Kepler. I grabbed Snake by the shoulder.

“Snake, we don’t have a way back to the ship! We can’t go on the train if the cops come out after us.” Snake frowned. I frowned. It was turning into a frowning day. We both looked and took another survey of the area. This time, my eye caught something: a two-man cargo land-buggy parked near a utility shed about a hundred meters away.

I pointed without speaking, and Snake nodded. We continued our way down the fire escape without much event, other than me banging my shin when I missed a rung. More frowning, plus mild cursing. We jumped the last story instead of climbing the rest of the way; hitting the ground pretty hard as we did, but shaking it off. We jumped up and sprinted to the unmanned buggy, hoping that the security guards hadn’t yet figured out where we’d gotten to. We reached the buggy in record time, though out of breath, and Snake started looking for a way to hot-wire the ignition.

“Any luck?”
“Uhh . . hang on . . it looks like this wire can be cut to by-pass the . . .”

The shock wave hit before the sound even reached us. Sand sprayed up everywhere, and I feared that one of us had actually been killed. About a second later, the sound of several neutron rounds rang out from the building. The guards. When the sand settled, I checked to make sure that all of Snake was still there, and then that all of me was still there. We were fine, but it looked like the guard with the rifle had spotted us from a window high-up and was sniping at us. His rounds had hit the ground all around us, kicking up sand and small glassy, purple rocks. I drew my .45 and fired back at the building, knowing that I’d never hit the guard because of the range. I was just hoping that he didn’t know that.

“Snake, hurry the bloody heck up!”, I demanded. Snake didn’t speak, but rather grabbed his knife and cut two wires. The guard appeared to have ducked behind cover at the sound of my fire, so I kept the gun trained on the building and watched for his head to reappear. As soon as it did, I fired again, hoping that Snake would have the buggy cranked before I had to reload. I only had three shots left.

Just as I prepared to fire another shot, Snake announced triumphantly, “Yes!” and the buggy growled to life. I fired the shot at the building to keep the rifleman at bay, and then climbed into the passenger seat. Snake climbed into the driver’s seat and took a quick look at the controls before hitting the gas and sending up a spray of sand and dust as the wheels spun. We turned in the direction of the spaceport and accelerated, and I fired my last two shots at the building as we vanished over a hill.

Wind and sand are a bad combination. “This buggy probably wasn’t designed for this speed”, Snake casually commented as wind-blown sand swirled up and stung any part of our flesh that wasn’t covered. I noticed that Snake was handling the vehicle like a pro. “I didn’t know you could drive one of these.” He grinned as much as the stinging sand would allow. “Another ‘course’ I took on the Braxton. One of the work release programs was to a mining colony similar to this one. The buggies I drove were quite similar to this one, really. Just bigger . . . and slower . . . and a lot harder to steal.” I chuckled. Deciding that it would be a good use of my time to reload my pistol, I reached into my jacket breast pocket and pulled six more rounds from where I kept them hidden. I kept two reloads on my person at all times, just in case of emergencies like this. I thumbed the bullets into the chambers and tucked the gun inside my jacket. No need to put it away just yet, but I wanted to keep it out of sight, just in case.

A kilometer isn’t a very long way when you have a vehicle, so I’d pretty much figured on us getting to the spaceport without any further harassment. I was wrong. We’d gotten maybe halfway there when a high-pitched whine in stereo filled our ears. I’d recognize that sound anywhere. Small anti-grav units. Only big enough to support the weight of, oh, say, a one-man speeder. As surely as I had the thought, two hover-bikes appeared from just over a knoll in our path and flew past us in a blur, kicking up sand, dust, and rocks. I swore. Snake swore. It was becoming a swearing day. The two speeders made a wide turn to the outside and swung around to settle in behind us; sirens blaring and lights flashing. “Friends of yours?”, I asked Snake. “Nope.”, he replied, “Must be on your guest list.” Snake pushed the stick throttle to the maximum and we gained a little speed, but we both knew that there was no way this little buggy would outrun two hover bikes. Not without strapping on afterburners or something. The two speeders held position behind us.[/QUOTE]
 
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