I agree it is impossible in a theater to avoid such people. The silly teens that play with their phones, the guy or girl who like to go all out on the snack cart thing. You know what I'm talking about. It comes with nachos and onion rings and fries and there's actually a bar they walk over to and dress up their nachos. God I can't even stand people who buy their big tubs of popcorn. So for me, all I need is the folks with their damned popcorn and I'm already annoyed.
I remember when I went to see Prisoner of Azkaban and there was a nerd (I swear I'm not a nerd) sitting behind me and he kept laughing really loud at all the dumb jokes and even during moments that really weren't supposed to be funny I think. Yeah, the theater going experience is a mixed bag really. I rarely go see movies unless it's something I know I really want to see.
God, I remember when I saw Resident Evil with my friends and there was this guy making commentary on people's deaths left and right. Like when that women has her head sticking out of the elevator and she's trying to escape and this it starts again and supposedly kills her: the fella behind me, he actually goes, "You're dead bitch! Duh haa haa." It was unbearable.
I can't even stand it when people get there late to a movie and almost every seat is filled but they see two seats on the other side of you and you are sitting on the end. And they somehow summon the audacity to ask you to move down a couple of seats. Good God!
Then you got those movies that no one wants to see except for you. But then there are people who don't want to see the movie but they bring their dates into them so they can make out in the dark. Eh, seeing the Hulk was a bad idea anyway. I didn't even want to see that. What was I thinking that day??
This should just be a thread now about bad movie-going experiences.