Little Rocket Man of the House (August 27, 2022)

Bandit LOAF

Long Live the Confederation!
I, too, have beef with RocketMan. [Editor's note: this post was written in 2017 and fell through the cracks for five years. Better late than never!] At about five minutes into the movie, he plays Wing Commander IV. Flying a Banshee:





He targets an enemy Hellcat and goes after it:





We change shots and he is magically fighting a VINDICATOR instead, which is also NOT A MISSION THAT EXISTS:





He kills the Vindicator and then suddenly gets a GAME OVER screen that is not from the game at all:





Also, can we talk about his weird dual stick setup?





And here is MAN OF THE HOUSE. Jonathan Taylor Thomas is building a mission in Wing Commander Academy!





He flies a Morningstar... but he forgot to add any enemies, his mission is just a blank nav point:





But after a short conversation with Chevy Chase, he has somehow added an asteroid field?!




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Original update published on August 27, 2022
 
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