Lines you'd use if you were a pilot

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Phillip Tanaka

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If you were a pilot in Wing Commander, what lines would you use? I'll put mine below.



Inflight Transmissions

Reply yes

Phillip (comm screen)
Alright I'm there Colonel.

Or:

Proeeding as ordered.

Reply no

Phillip (comm screen)
Would if I could.

Or:

Humph, wish I could do that.

No enemy spotted

Phillip (comm screen)
Nada. Zip. Zilch.

Enemy spotted (few)

Phillip (comm screen)
Someone wants to hurt up methinks.

Or:

Where are the big boys?

Enemy spotted (many)

Phillip (comm screen)
Oh, we are just up to our necks in bad guys again.

Or:

Looks like it's doom on us time, look at them all.

Ready to engage

Phillip (comm screen)
Inaction breeds failure, give the order.

Or:

I'm waiting for us to do something, Heart of the Tiger.

Engaging

Phillip (comm screen)
This is what happens to those who threaten us.

Or:

Speaking the only language they know.

Yahoo

Phillip (comm screen)
(Crazy laugh)

Or:

If only my instructors could see me now.

Taunts

Phillip (comm screen)
This is too easy.

Or:

If this is all they got we can all go home.

Compliment Blair

Phillip (comm screen)
See you've earned your rep, Blair.

Or:

And they thought you were a traitor? Hah!

Help needed

Phillip (comm screen)
I'm not retreating. Get me some help here.

Or:

Come on, am I simply cannon fodder here?


Want to abort

Phillip (comm screen)
Gotta pull back so we can defend other targets.

Or:

They just keep coming. Don't think we can take 'em all.

I am aborting

Phillip (comm screen)
(Cursing a lot under my breath)

Or:

Let's just hope they don't have a Sivar around here.

Ejecting

Phillip (comm screen)
Gotta stay alive. You'll need me down the road.

Or:

Make sure you send someone out for me.

No damage - 0%

Phillip (comm screen)
Usual dings...oh, my fighter? It's fine.

Or:

No damage, for once.

Some damage - 25%

Phillip (comm screen)
Nothing i can't live with.

Or:

They gotta try harder than that.


Half damage - 50%

Phillip (comm screen)
They've used the big guns on me now, hit pretty bad.

Or:

About the same as my FUBAR computer.

Much damage - 75%

Phillip (comm screen)
The techs are gonna hit the roof.

Or:

Salvageable and that's about it.


Killed fighter

Phillip (comm screen)
Doom on you (Kilrah, asshole, Confed, Tolwyn, bug, depending on if I shoots down a Kilrathi, Mandarin or pirate, Confed fighter, Black Lance or Nephilim)

Or:

Wanna hit us? We'll hit back harder.

Or:

I just feel sorry for their family.

Killed cap ship

Phillip (comm screen)
Kablooey!

Or:

That's gonna cost'em.

Friendly fire

Phillip (comm screen)
Watch your firing Colonel.

Or:

Back to the Academy to learn fields of fire.


Annoyed

Phillip (comm screen)
I said watch it asshole.

Or:

I'm Phillip. You do that again, and yours is Zach Colson.

You are traitor

Phillip (comm screen)
The Colonel's a traitor! Take him out!

Or:

Fuck you, you worthless cockbreath!

IF Blair is "court-martialed"

Phillip (comm screen)
You know what happens to traitors. Hey, can I have your Pilgrim Cross?

Mission complete

Phillip (comm screen)
Home sweet home! We are outta here.

Or:

Got people waiting up on us Colonel. Let's head home.
 
Simple. You know the lines that your wingmen have in flight? Well, I thought some would find it entertaining to make up their own.
 
I'll just quote you, so I don't have to rewrite (and remember) all this.

Callsign: HeatWave


Inflight Transmissions

Reply yes

HeatWave (comm screen)
"Already there!"

Or:

"Don't wait up."

Reply no

HeatWave (comm screen)
"Couldn't quite catch that, sir."

Or:

"Did you just say something?"

No enemy spotted

HeatWave (comm screen)
*Yawn* "...What a day."

Enemy spotted (few)

HeatWave (comm screen)
"Is that it?"

Or:

"Huh... should we even bother?"

Enemy spotted (many)

HeatWave (comm screen)
"Here we go!"

Or:

"Talk about biting off more than you can chew."

Ready to engage

HeatWave (comm screen)
"Ready when you are, sir."

Or:

"I'm at the edge of my seat here, sir."

Engaging

HeatWave (comm screen)
"I'm goin' in!"

Or:

"Time to do some hands-on persuasion."

Yahoo

HeatWave (comm screen)
"Alright!"

Or:

"And that's how it's done!"

Taunts

HeatWave (comm screen)
"My regards to your maker."

Or:

"Ooh... this might be a record!"

Nav point cleared.

HeatWave (comm screen)
"Poor saps just didn't realize what they'd gotten into."

Or:

"Do we have to clean up after?"

Compliment Kill

HeatWave (comm screen)
"Oh yeah... that did it."

Or:

"Hey, leave some for the rest of us."

Help needed

HeatWave (comm screen)
"Am I the only person they see?"

Or:

"Um... help?"


Want to abort

HeatWave (comm screen)
"We might be needed in the future, Sir."

Or:

"I hope there's a good reason for staying here."

I am aborting

HeatWave (comm screen)
"I'm saving S&R some fuel, sir."

Or:

"Hope you can get by without me."

Ejecting

HeatWave (comm screen)
"Well... I'm no captain. Ejecting."

Or:

"I hope this beacon works, cause I'm punching out."

No damage - 0%

HeatWave (comm screen)
"Just peachy!"

Or:

"Yeah, perfect. Let's go."

Some damage - 25%

HeatWave (comm screen)
" 'Tis but a scratch."

Or:

"Not too bad."


Half damage - 50%

HeatWave (comm screen)
"I'm down, but not out."

Or:

"I'm still with ya, if that's what you're wondring."

Much damage - 75%

HeatWave (comm screen)
"Well... I can still fly it."

Or:

"I hope I'm the only one they've been shooting at."


Killed fighter

HeatWave (comm screen)
"And I'm in the pink today!"

Or:

"Killscore, plus one!"

Or:

"Another wasted life."

Killed cap ship

HeatWave (comm screen)
"I guess I could learn to love a bomber."

Or:

"Wasn't worth the torpedo..."

Friendly fire

HeatWave (comm screen)
"Uh, I don't see any ememies, sir."

Or:

"...with friends like these..."


Annoyed

HeatWave (comm screen)
"I'm not a practice drone here!"

Or:

"Don't make me turn this thing around!"

You are traitor

HeatWave (comm screen)
"You've crossed the line, turncoat!"

Mission complete

HeatWave (comm screen)
*Phew* "...I thought it'd never end."

Or:

"I'm satisfied. Let's go home now."

Dying

HeatWave (comm screen)
"No! Not yet! nooooooooo......*static*


I guess I sound a bit cocky, more so than I probably would, but that's what pretend is all about, or maybe it'd just be a farce so that I don't think about what I'm doing too much. Oh, and I'm imfamous for quoting things, so if you've heard some of these before, well, you know why.
 
Quoting from Pulmonox who quotes from Phillip Tanaka:

Callsign: Expendable

Inflight Transmissions

Reply yes

Expendable (comm screen)
"Roj, Sir"

Or:

"Huh? Whatever you say, sir"

Reply no

Expendable (comm screen)
"Eh? Is someone talking?"

Or:

"Negetory, sir"

No enemy spotted

Expendable (comm screen)
"Why am I here if theres nothing to shoot?"

Enemy spotted (few)

Expendable(comm screen)
"Easy day, lets frag 'em and go home"

Or:

"Can I wait for something better?"

Enemy spotted (many)

Expendable(comm screen)
"They outnumber us! Run!"

Or:

"Why, you don't scare me. Just because you outnumber us two-to one..."

Ready to engage

Expendable(comm screen)
"Just say when, boss"

Or:

"Hurry up! I left a casserole in the oven!"

Engaging

Expendable(comm screen)
"Time for fun"

Or:

[Sound of Missile Tone] "I gots lock!"

Yahoo

Expendable(comm screen)
"Hot damn!"

Or:

"Sucks to your assmar!"

Taunts

Expendable(comm screen)
"Your piloting is worse than your sexual tastes, pederast"

Or:

"My great-grandmother flies better than you!"

Nav point cleared.

Expendable(comm screen)
"NAV clear, sir."

Or:

"That's what they invented Mass Drivers for"

Compliment Kill

Expendable(comm screen)
"Good work, boss."

Or:

"You capped him really goodly, sir"

Help needed

Expendable(comm screen)
"They're firing at the bulls-eye on my ass again, sir!"

Or:

"A little covering fire, sir?"


Want to abort

Expendable(comm screen)
"We got better things to do than stay, sir"

Or:

"You better have a plan, sir"

I am aborting

Expendable(comm screen)
"Sorry boss, armor's nearly gone, and I'm out of beer!"

Or:

"Gotta stay here, my mom said I'm grounded!"

Ejecting

Expendable(comm screen)
"D'oh!" [in long drawn-out way]

Or:

"Not again!"

No damage - 0%

Expendable(comm screen)
"We're in the green"

Or:

"Full ammo and beer load, let's get them!"

Some damage - 25%

Expendable(comm screen)
"Took a few dents, but good to go"

Or:

"I've had worse happen before."


Half damage - 50%

Expendable(comm screen)
"Hmm... is there supposed to be holes in my armor?"

Or:

"This could be interesting."

Much damage - 75%

Expendable(comm screen)
"My transmission is rattling again... oh wait! That's my left wing about to fall off!"

Or:

"I have really got to stop painting a big 'Shoot Me' sign on my fighter!"


Killed fighter

Expendable(comm screen)
"Scratch one bandit!"

Or:

"Got one!"

Or:

"How dare you die so quickly!"

Killed cap ship

Expendable(comm screen)
"Wait. Are those things supposed to blow up so quickly?"

Or:

"Aww, there goes the fun I had taunting their captain..."

Friendly fire

Expendable(comm screen)
"That's live fire dude"

Or:

"Knock it off, sir!"


Annoyed

Expendable(comm screen)
"Don't expect me to save your ass again if you keep this up."

Or:

"Back home in Gaddenspy County, our wing-leaders fired at the enemy..."

You are traitor

Expendable(comm screen)
[Missile tone noise] "Prepare for death, you fool!"

Mission complete

Expendable(comm screen)
"RTB, sir. Good work."

Or:

"It's my curfew time, sir, time to head on home"

Dying

Expendable(comm screen)
"Why me! Noooooo!" [Static wash]

ANd that's that.
 
Fine, fine.

Callsign "Blitz"

Inflight Transmissions

Reply yes

Blitz (comm screen)

"I'm on it. Quit bitching."

Reply no

Blitz (comm screen)
"Hell no."

No enemy spotted

Blitz (comm screen)
"Clear scope, just like I said, asswipe!"

Enemy spotted (few)

Blitz(comm screen)
"What the hell? That's more pathetic than you!"

Enemy spotted (many)

Blitz(comm screen)
"Thank God, something for me to kill . . . aside from you."

Ready to engage

Blitz(comm screen)
"You done fucking around yet?"

Or:

"Christ on a stick! Turn me loose, fuckwit!"

Engaging

Blitz(comm screen)
"Yeah, yeah, I'll protect your ass, you pussy!"

Taunts

Blitz(comm screen)
"Who yo daddy is, assbanger?"

Or:

"You're just as pathetic as my wingleader."

Nav point cleared.

Blitz(comm screen)
"Done. Let's go."

Or:

"I'm not waiting on you."

Compliment Kill

Blitz(comm screen)
"Good hit."

Or:

"Way to go, fuckwit."

Help needed

Blitz(comm screen)
"Christ! Get offa me!"

Or:

"Quit jerking off and get over here, damn moron!"


Want to abort

Blitz(comm screen)
"I'm getting tired of your shit."

Or:

"Only a fucking moron like you would stick around for this."

I am aborting

Blitz(comm screen)
"That's it! I've had enough. Stay here and die, how 'bout it?"

Or:

"I'm out. Do svidanya."

Ejecting

Blitz(comm screen)
"God dammit! Popping out!"

Or:

"Gutterfuck! Popping out!"

No damage - 0%

Blitz(comm screen)
"Shut up."

Or:

"I'm fine. Shut it."

Some damage - 25%

Blitz(comm screen)
"Stop bugging me, bitch!"

Or:

"I'm fine."


Half damage - 50%

Blitz(comm screen)
"Nag, nag, nag!"

Or:

"Eh . . . couple systems down. Shut up."

Much damage - 75%

Blitz(comm screen)
"Would you shut up and stop asking me stupid questions?!?"

Or:

"She ain't doin' too good."


Killed fighter

Blitz(comm screen)
"How you like THEM apples, chicken fucker!?"

Or:

"Next."

Killed cap ship

Blitz(comm screen)
"Scratch one big one."

Or:

"There burns a whole lot of motherfuckers."

Friendly fire

Blitz(comm screen)
"I have a low tolerance for incompetant aim, asshole."

Or:

"Watch it, shitforbrains!"


Annoyed

Blitz(comm screen)
"You got a deathwish, bitch!?"

Or:

"I won't tell you again. Stop that shit."

You are traitor

Blitz(comm screen)
"That's it! I've had enough of your shit!"

Mission complete

Blitz(comm screen)
"Done. Go home."

Or:

"We're done."

Dying

Blitz(comm screen)
"Aahh, God DAMMIT! Burn in hell, motherfu-"[Static burst]
 
No, actually. I was making fun on the whole idea behind the thread. But, whatever floats your boat, man.
 
Callsign - Hellhound

Pilot Bio - Age - 19
Religious in an evil way. (thinks about hell a lot)
Pessimistic, cynical goofball.
The only pilot who has a girl who he really cares for.
Makes a LOT of sex jokes.
Border Worlds Pilot. Flies a heavily modified Arrow.


Reply is Yes

Yes Sir
Uhhh..fine
Fuck you sir...but I'll do it anyway

Reply is No

With ADR, FUCK YOU SIR! HELL NO!
I'm kinda busy here...
Uhhh...what the fuck?

No Enemies

Nothing here, sir.
Haha, all them bitches went home to their mammas.
They're more cowardly than the french. (no offense to you french people, I'm just poking an innocent joke towards your military history)


Enemy Spotted (few)

Oh come on, is THAT ALL THEY GOT TO SEND AT US???
Damn. masochistic. BASTARDS!!!!!
They're sending bloody midgets at us!

Enemy Spotted (medium)
This could be challenging.
Hey! Look at that! I bet even those guys can't take TWO of us!

Enemy Spotted (helluva lot)
HOLY SHIT! WHERE DID THEY GET ALL THESE BUGS? (sarcastic voice)Tell my girlfriend i love her...

Ready to Engage
Uh...hello..I WANNA BLOW SOME SHIT UP!
Come on, unleash the hounds!!!
RELEASE THE HOUNDS, DAMN IT!

Engaging
WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! I'M GONNA CHEW YOU FUCKERS UP!
Heyhey. Wow, I'm so scared, puddy tat.
Hey, I just thaw a puddy tat!

Kill Victory
(making dog mauling noises)
WOOHOO! That's one kill for the devil dog!
Hi, I'm Hellhound, and I'm an alcoholic, and YOU'RE ALREADY ROTTING IN HELL!

Taunts
Hey! My GRANDMA could beat you!
Come on! LET'S GO!
Hey, you're NOT GETTING MY GIRL AFTER I GO TO HELL! (usually follows after being taunted or before killing an enemy)

Compliment
Hey, you're not like those spinless bureaucrats! You're better than I thought! (after he says this to you, he doesn't say fuck you to you at all anymore)
Hey! Not bad at all...
Hmm...maybe I was wrong....

Help Needed
Uhh...if I die and someone tried to help me, you can fuck my girl after i'm dead.

God damn! I HAVEN'T FUCKED HER FOR 6 MONTHS! THAT'S ALL I GOT TO LIVE FOR!

Damn man, I could use some help!


Aborting
FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuck
Damn it! I hope I live to get laid again!!

Ejecting
I hope I live long enough to get laid again!

OH HELL!

Oh damn, I gotta punch out! WAOOOOOOAH! THIS IS GONNA HURT MY BALLS!

I hope this ejection system doesn't castrate me.

Damage Report - 0%
Just like my balls, perfect.

Damage - 25%
Moderate damage, but I still pack a punch.

Damage - 50%
Whoo, getting hot in here, i hope a spark doesn't hit my in the scrotum.

Damage - 75%
PLEASE! I AM PRAYING TO GOD MY BALLS SURVIVE!

Damage - 99%
It's either ejecting, or losing my balls, I'll pick ejecting. (right before an eject saying)

Death -
FUUUUCK! TELL MY GIRLFRIEND I LOVE HER! AHHHHHH!*static wash*GOD DAMN! WHYYY MEEE!!!! *static again* I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL MOTHERFUCKERS, MOTHERFUCKERS! ALL OF YOU ALIEN BASTARDS!!!!*boom*

Killed Capship
Aww...I was growing to like their captain...
Easy! (clicks tape recorder) *homer woohoo!*

Friendly Fire
FUCK YOU! YOU NEARLY HIT ME IN THE BALLS!
WATCH YOUR FUCKING FIRE!

Annoyed
Shut. the. fuck. up!
I'll say it again. SHUT. THE. FUCKING. HELL. UP!

You're a Traitor
That's it, YOU'RE GOING DOWN, SHITHOLE! *kills you in one shot*

Mission Complete
Woohoo!
YES! I'M DONE!
I'm gonna get some shore leave so I can go get laid.
 
Hey, if they ever use those quotes, my little brainchild will be the best pilot ever. In fact, I think I'll use a fanfiction with your pilots....a good idea, i think...
 
Callsign "Hurricane"

Reply yes
"Yeah, sure, why not?"

Reply no
"I don't think so."

No enemy spotted
"No one's here. This is the best mission yet!"

Enemy spotted (few)
"I suppose it's time to get to work."

Enemy spotted (many)
"Time to earn our paychecks, eh, boss?"
Or:
"Okay, we've spotted the enemy fleet, that's all we needed to do, right? We can go home now, right?"

Ready to engage
"Huh, what? I'm sorry, I dozed off for a minute there."
Or:
"Can we go now?"

Engaging
"Here goes nothing."

Taunts
"My pet cat has sharper claws than that, and she's declawed!"
Or:
"Stop licking your ass and fight me, Kil bastard!"
Or:
"Hey! Fight me! I'm the easy to kill one!"

Nav point cleared.
"Is it over?"
Or:
"Can we go home now?"

Compliment Kill
"Nice shot, Lead."
Or:
"I think he'll be feeling that one tomarrow, boss. Or not."

Help needed
"I know a soldier's expected do die and all but HELP ME!"
Or:
"Dodge, shoot, dodge, shoot, oh crap, dodgedodgedodgedodge..."


Want to abort
"You know, the repair crew will be really pissed if we keep this up."
Or:
"This seemed like a better idea in the breifing room than it does now."

I am aborting
"Okay, that does it. Screw you guys, I'm goin' home."
Or:
"See you later."

Ejecting
"Here we go again."
Or:
"I have but one life to give to my people! I'll give it later!"

No damage - 0%
"Just peachy, you?"
Or:
"I've been better. Wait, no I've not."

Some damage - 25%
"Eh, same as always."
Or:
"I've been shaken up a bit."


Half damage - 50%
"I'm a bit hurt."
Or:
"I've been worse."

Much damage - 75%
"Glad you asked. I think there's nothing left but the cockpit and engines. And I'm not so sure about the engines. Or the cockpit."
Or:
"I think I left a wing back there somewhere, could we turn around and go pick it up?"


Killed fighter
"Did I get him? I GOT HIM!"
Or:
"I'm taking shrapnel damage here!"
Or:
"Aw, man, the scraps are gonna ding my paint job."

Killed cap ship

"Oooooo, pretty."
Or:
"OH DEAR GOD I'M... oh, wait, that was just them exploding."

Friendly fire
"Am I that annoying, Sir?"
Or:
"Ow, hey, cut it out!"


Annoyed
"This is getting old, Sir."
Or:
"Go away, Sir."

You are traitor
"Well, it was nice knowing you."

Mission complete
"Well, that about does it. Can I go home now?"
Or:
"Hey! We did it!"
Or:
"Right, now let's run."

Dying
"Hey, what's this red light mea-"
 
For some odd reason I feel like analyzing everyone's personality through these quote, feel free to make fun of me as I'm fairly certain some of you will, and I will feel free to ignore you :), but be nice about it.

Phillip: You're character sounds level headed and thoughtful, are you a philosopher in your own right? I especially liked your 'engaging' and all your 'status' quotes.

Expendable: Letsee... all around joker. Likes beer and cooking, and loves wisecracks. I thought your 'annoyed', 'engaging' and 'need help' quotes were funny.

OM and Dogboy... no comment.

Hitakino: Doesn't like fighting, but understands his job. Still prefers to be on the carrier rather than in the cockpit. Your 'help needed', 'ejecting' and '75% damage' quotes gave me a good laugh, which is good, cause I needed one.

Once again, I'm not sure WHY I'm doing this, I guess I'm bored... really bored.
 
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